LackadasicalGoblin

22221 pts ยท October 9, 2019


2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just good friends.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Cars feared my grandfather. Have him ride in it to hear whats wrong? Works fine. He yelled at my cousin's car over the phone and it stopped messing up and ran fine. Sometimes intimidation works

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nudge nudge

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I certainly wouldnt say I am.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what they WANT you believe!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tolerance is a social contract. If you break that contract with intolerance then you are no longer afforded tolerance.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a bus driver I dont even trust a turn signal. I wont budge till they start turning.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

900? Lucky! I'm 41 and have all of 60 to my name

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can always count on a cop... Count on them to be trigger happy

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No one counts the cop

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

One of the only pilots to survive a dogfight with the Red Baron admitted he did so cause he was knew and had no clue what he was doing. So the Baron couldnt predict any strategy to counter.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I aint fallin for that scam again!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The main world leaders involved were all related in way and admitted if Queen Victoria were alive she wouldnt have allowed them to go to war. So after her death it was inevitable. Kinda sad one family's BS more or less caused all that. (Yeah super over simplified i know)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dont know. We have a dog who has tore through a nag of chocolate without even a hint of discomfort or remorse. What should kill some animals is a treat to others. And not just once. How the food thief is still alive is beyond me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were new and it was caught fast enough. Wife agreed to be their test subject (chronic illness means lots of hospital visits) so in the end it was more funny than horrific.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had one new nurse forget to clamp the end of the IV before putting it in wife's arm. Blood just started pouring out!

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure is a lot of apocalypses and wraths of god.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wouldnt that be a necessity?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0