LV1BlueSlime

12275 pts · May 24, 2015


Had my appendix removed last week and I don't even remember the anesthesia. My brother visited me while I was on the table in the waiting room waiting for the doctor and that's the last thing I remember before waking up in my room. Which is weird, because I had to have a kidney removed many years ago and I remember being put under for that. Wonder what was different...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They put me under both for putting it in and taking it out, also for kidney stones, they just let you rawdog that shit huh? Woke up pissing nothing but blood couldn't imagine being awake for such a thing, hot nurse or not.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean trump has like 20 people from fox in his admin right? Probably simping out of his goddamn mind to try and get a job.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can hide behind whatever excuse you want but protest non-voters and "typical non-voters" did the same amount of damage. And there isn't a single issue you could protest over that trump isn't immeasurably worse on anyway so spare me the bullshit. The damage he is doing to our country and reputation will take decades and trillions to fix, if it even can be fixed. That would not be the case if Harris won.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh...no? It hits his elbow and starts dropping faster, but it falls behind him and doesn't hit his dick. If a 90 MPH or whatever ball so much as grazed his dick he'd be acting very differently, even with a cup.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First one hits him in the elbow too, not the nuts. Bet that elbow was reallllllll fucking tingly.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now imagine how much worse it'd be if putin didn't have a cockholster in the white house...

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah looks like someone starts waving around a red flag right after she goes down, so I think you are right.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just played the game on Xbox and it feels like an Epstein wet dream. The main character is a middle-aged guy who gets stabbed and isekai'd and turned into a slime. He befriends a woman (?) at some point and takes her form but he takes her preteen form "because it's easier to move in" according to what he says in the game. Early on a goblin asks child me if my boobs will grow if I eat. I just skipped all the dialog after that. The game is awful, pedo fantasies aside.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why would you have understood it better if it said "Firemen"?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a parody of a video where a black dude does all this, including rubbing the banana peels on his face and dunking his face in bowls of expensive water. No clue what the source is though. It was making the rounds a year or so ago I think?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw an ad on reddit for an AI agent to analyze your AI workers. I assume you would then need an AI Middle Manager to analyze your AI agents, and then an AI CEO, and AI HR to make sure they all behave, and so on.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Iran is about to get lit up so we can have a bunch of non-epstein headlines, it looks like.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be wild for Europeans to read these posts from americans crying about Europe being big meanie heads when they've spent the last 3ish years watching americans shit on russians for not overthrowing putin while he burns the country down. And now americans are doing the same thing while trump burns the country down.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah if it takes the EU invading and cleaning the country up it would be a shame we could never live down. Hate seeing people beg EU to do something. It's a US problem put your big boy pants on and stop begging for outside help.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing it during the weather hasn't been a thing for at least a few years. The place I work at doesn't get mail if there's more than an inch or two of snow. And one time she ragequit because we had too many packages on the floor in the mail room and just didn't do mail. So the good ol' TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tineye.com 🤪

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well no one else provided so I looked it up : Lena Paul

7 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

They put this first on a ballot measure banning ranked choice voting and got missouri to ban it. Same thing, it was already in the constitution. But people read the first bullet point and just put yes without reading the rest, no doubt. Which is exactly why it was done this way.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

55/44 when the republicans have already done so much damage in less than a year is not gonna get me to be hopeful.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A quick tineye search and then checking the first reddit result says Nora Wolf. If you check the thread you can find a link to the video (though she doesn't appear to say it) but not sure I can link it directly without getting in trouble.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are there any good clowns? And if not, doesn't that mean an evil clown is just a clown?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just straight up facts.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seen this many times but just noticed he swaps the maid costume in. This shit is rigged.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's Solas from the Dragon Age series.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably far more mosquitos than hippos too.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harris was already burned when she tried to run in 2020. She dropped out December 2019 (in other words, almost a year before the 2020 election). She was a dumb choice for 2024, America already said no. Biden not stepping down early enough we could have primaries really fucked us over. AOC or Jasmine or probably many, many other people would be much better than Harris.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's tens of millions of democrat ammosexuals too. They aren't doing anything either, so it's not a matter of "perspective". What's the next excuse from you limp dick pussies?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0