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Apr 11, 2026 8:56 PM

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#8

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#13 the royal family vs the beatles? it was barely close them Liz was on the throne. taking the second son of the next generation when chuck is going to shit the bed as king is small potatoes

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#24 I am not sure how cats choose, but their options either go; climb right into the middle of it and act like they are helping, or turn their back on you, presumably thinking something like "Dumbass has got hisself sidetracked, perimeter defence is on me AGAIN."

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 I just finishing watching Top Secret! for the first time.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 It’s called suspension of disbelief.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 What part of "hear me out" did you not understand, Josh?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That curious, but utterly befuddled expression.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#20 If they dont like to have enough cheese on things, thats not your soul mate then, right ?

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, all these "but"people don't understand what a soul mate is supposed to be. There isn't a but.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Beatles had skill & teamwork. The Royal Family has privilege & incest.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 As a therapist I actually think this is pretty healthy. Feel the negative feelings so they can be processed and released and then get on with things. Efficient self-care.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 Mama Brahma

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 so... Whose wife is that dog?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nonono she said 7 officers; there's 6 men and a dog pictured. Clearly Officer Dog is one of the 7.... but it could always be his bitch wife.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe the dog is an officer and a wife.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 no

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#16 yea they turned a dude who looks like a penis with the pubes on the wrong end into General Rick Flagg from peacemaker

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A brand new sentence in the wild. Remarkable.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#21 where’s the coyote?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#20

3 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I mean it could also be more in awe. Like the 6 cheese pizza I made one time. My gf was amazed. It was almost a deep dish with just the cheese I bought from the discount store

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

mmmm ... cheese ...

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

We need to go deeper

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think you've just went deeper

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think that's deep enough.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Oh, come on! Spoiler alert, please.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#3 hey man, not everyone's read the manga already

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

It's not manga. It's hentai, first they kiss and then it gets very hot and steamy between Jesus and Judas.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one tell her the plot twist about the giant hollow wooden horse at Troy

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ooo, that sounds like it'd make for a wonderful gift.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It did. They got the nice gift and made peace and they all lived happily ever after.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It worked better at Troy than it did at that French castle.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not to defend a cop but I very much believe her story, considering where they are and who was charged it must have been completely unignorable otherwise they would have done their best to bury it like every other time this happens because its constantly. and then they implicitly character assassinate her and it ends up in a meme dump. gross.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I'm just a little confused by the whole thing because how do you groom an adult? And how did it get to that many people? Has anyone else ever been victim to this? Ones wife was involved? Her husband is still with her? No rape ever reported or filed over it, so it wasn't physically or chemically forced. How did she allege they "groomed" her?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maegan Hall, the female officer at the center of the scandal, has been fired, city officials said. Also sacked were Sgt. Lewis Powell, Sgt. Henry Ty McGowan, Detective Seneca Shields and Officer Juan Lugo-Perez https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/five-officers-fired-sex-scandal-roils-tennessee-police-department

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#23 you forgot the part where I get a cup of coffee, a cup of milk, a cup of orange juice and a cup of water but don't finish any of them.

3 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Even if she did, so what

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Thank you, Miss Noem.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Apparently replied to the wrong comment. The downs are fair. I meant to respond to the comment about yoko n the beatles

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What kind of psychopath doesn't finish one cup of coffee? Gimme fucking 3 cups and I'll drain em all

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

yuck! coffee is disgusting.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Happy go-go juice make brain go zooooom!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you SEEN the price of OJ? Finish that too!

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#23 NGL hotel buffet breakfast is one of my favorite parts about vacationing

3 months ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

I'm always disappointed when a hotel offers breakfast because it's almost universally terrible and means my work won't reimburse me for going out for breakfast.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I on vacation, of course I can eat a plate of bacon, two croissants and a Danish

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Are the bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, and homefry potatoes any good?

No.

Is there a lot of them?

Yes.

Will you be ensuring that you get your money's worth of all of those things?

Also yes.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I used to have it to a science. I'd bring home so many mini cereal boxes that I'd have cereal for days.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You need to stay a night in Las Vegas and have a hotel breakfast buffet there. Trust me on that. Try Circus Circus or Excalibur.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Never go to Circus Circus. That place needs to be the next once leveled.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yours today for only $75.99

(Admittedly that was at the Bellagio)

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I kinda of despise LV, despite never having been there.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It can be pretty neat the first time you visit, but it wears pretty thin after a day or two. The few times I've gone with my parents, after the first day, my mom and I just went around to the various thrift stores.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a lot of fronts I'd agree. But the breakfast buffets there are the most insane ones I've ever seen. By a mile. Industrial halls with rows upon rows of different kinds of foods

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 ok but wtf is a fact hunt?

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Silly answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmCf9r5J0A

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not-so-silly answer: https://www.youtube.com/@FactHunt03

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A necessary fabrication to make the joke work.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fat cunt

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

nooo... the competition asked for a fact hunt. what is that? & what would it be a photo of?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk some scavenger hunt shit

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 If I tell you that, I'm probably mentally crafting my marriage proposal.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If I say something like "Wow, you put a lot of cheese on this," it will most likely be followed up with "Are you sure it's enough?"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All of these are complete gems

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#21 Willkommen nach Winden...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#18 not really. A lot of women have sex with dogs & animals. I heard from very reliable sources that Harvey Weinstein wanted to make either a show or movie or reality documentary about zoophilia.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I dont think its *a lot.* i dont event think its some, or very few.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

well you haven't met Harvey Weinstein. I have. "Huge down there in the loserville South America & with Mexico talkers!" (actual quote)

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

wow, he seems like an informed expert that should be trusted on these matters. 🙄what a disgusting human being.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he was a very sweaty person. He wore too much cologne, but no deodorant. So he smelled in 2 opposite ways. It was a weird one-two punch to my nostrils.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's not much data on this, but by far the lowest recent estimate I could find is that about 2% of the population engage in zoophilic behavior. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2530312021000023 There are others that are many times higher. However, most studies that examine this behavior (going back as far as Kinsey) found that men are several times more likely than women to do this.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#13 Meghan broke up the cast of Suits, i guess? I loved the show, but prolly not quite the same impact as the Beatles.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She broke up the British royal family.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She didn't do shit. That's the racism. Also, who cares, he was the spare to begin with, and the family all live the better part of a century. Plus funny because her skin tone is barely in the caramel range, was Harry supposed to marry someone albino?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoko. Did. Not. Break. Up. The. Beatles.

3 months ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 12

Blaming women for conflicts generated entirely by men, what a grand tradition.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You weren’t there.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

So what did she break up?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

my best attempt at a conga line, goddammit

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Amen.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

while we're at it, if Tennessee of all places found COPS of all people guilty of sexual crimes, of all things (just saying that they get away with this 100 percent of the time), it definitely certainly happened the way she said it did. if there was any doubt, or any way to cast doubt, or any way to ignore it whatsoever, they would have.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

But did she beat up the breakles?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

jury's still out

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TBF, Paul, George and Ringo resented her being involved with them in any way, but yeah, they were already having problems by then with George and Ringo's resentment of Paul, Paul's resentment of John, and George's lack of confidence in himself.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, she definitely didn't make them any better

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Her singing did break the ear drums of their listeners all the same.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I've never heard her sing. I have hear her make noise during a song but I've never heard her sing.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let it be.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if something can be destroyed by Yoko, then let it be destroyed by Yoko. Call that Yoko Ontology.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Would you accept the argument that she fucked up The Beatles?

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

The Beatles were done by the time she arrived on the scene. She was pretty awful so it was easy to use her as a scapegoat.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This. It's possible to be an awful person and still not be responsible for something awful happening. If anything, she was just the last straw on the camel's already-broken back.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would accept that she fucked a Beatle

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or two. She did try it on with George Harrison first

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not really, the Beatles were having issues and fraying at the seams before she got at involved on anything. The origin of the campaign blaming Yoko for destroying or harming the Beatles stems from an extremely racist British tabloid journalist.

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

And the fact that people with ears hate her. It's easier to blame someone you hate.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hmmm... and IIRC the harshest criticisms of Meghan come from extremely racist British tabloid journalists too. Maybe there's some deeper parallelism here.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No. If their relationship had any negative impact on The Beatles, that is 100% on Lennon. It's not like she forced her way in. And Lennon seemed to think her contributions were very positive. Lennon breaking the rules to bring Yoko around was a sign of the friction people have come to pretend was her doing, but she'd never have been there if the band wasn't already fracturing.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

Wasn't she already an established professional artist and was well known in the international avant garde art scene? I think I read that she didn't follow us pop culture and didn't really know who he was when he started pursuing her

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That matches my understanding, too. She was definitely an established artist and her wheelhouse was more in the area of dadaist anti-art, which made Lennon (member of the world's first mass media pop band) just about the least likely pairing between two artists I can imagine. A testiment to "opposites attract", I guess. It seems to me like Lennon was straining for meaning in his art and she helped him find it. It's crazy to me that people blame Yoko to this day even though Lennon would disagree.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Everyone who blames Yoko is welcome to catch Lennon in heaven's parking lot for fisticuffs about it, and if you have any respect for Lennon at all you know she wasn't controlling his mind or whatever. He was his own man, and disavowed Yoko's responsibility in the band's fracturing to his last breath.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

you think that's controversial? How about Andy dick is not responsible for causing a grown ass woman to relapse so it aint his fault she decided to murder her comedian/writer husband.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 23

Never in my 4 decades of life would I ever have imagined I'd see the day when someone would defend Andy fucking Dick.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not defending andy dick, ok? I'm defending that women have their own autonomy to make their own decisions which includes bad decisions such as deciding to relapse and to murder someone. People who blame andy dick for her relapsing and for his murder are taking away from that autonomy. You would not be hearing the same shit if she were a man that relapsed and murdered her spouse and you know it.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whaaat? Now I need to consult with Google for context

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, Andy Dick needs to die. Jon Lovitz should have confirmed the kill.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm not defending andy dick. I'm defending the fact that women can have their own autonomy and make their own decisions Even bad ones

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So I was confused by all this and holy hell was that a long and wild Wikipedia read..... An addict and a weird sex pest, I honestly felt bad for him at the start, but by like the 3rd paragraph he just needs to be locked up forever.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah like the man's favourite hobby is casual sexual assault.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

John broke up the Beatles

3 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

Because of

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The fact that he thought was Jesus Christ incarnate

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Everything I've heard about the dude as a person is that he was an abusive, terrible husband, father, and friend.

3 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

Oof, trying to apply 2 adjectives to 3 separate nouns is a toughy in English. It sure doesn't doesnt work if read as if a single list: 1) an abusive; 2) a terrible husband; 3) a father; 4) a friend.

"An abusive and terrible husband, father, and friend" might work a little better, but still leaves a little room for confusion. If only we could apply math/programming concepts here and describe John as "an (abusive, terrible) (husband, father, and friend)".

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

He was terribly abusive as a husband, father, and friend.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Oh, no no. You've turned the adjective "terrible", previously directly modifying our three nouns, and turned it into the adverb "terribly" where it only modifies "abusive".

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And beat his wives and neglected at least one kid

3 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

And Ringo was definitely up to something.
I'd keep my eyes on that guy

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a kid, I always thought Ringo was a dog.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Paul quit first.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did he though?

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-58868557

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, you could say Ringo quit first from when he stormed out of a recording session because of all the bickering. He returned a few days later. But like the article said, Paul was the one who did it legally, through the courts.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You spelled “Paul” wrong

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly. They had achieved a great deal, and started to want to expand in other directions. Yoko had nothing to do with it.

3 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 7

Shes a woman though God damn it!!

3 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

I am pretty sure that that is illegal. Should we call somebody?!

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Not yet illegal, but soon

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, past the statute of limitations.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well then do a U-ey at the next roundabout.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, but who's the other lady? Is there some reason she's supposed to be recognizable?

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I think she's the one who married the prince and 'broke up the royals'

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Just an actor, trying to act like royalty.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Megan Markle. That's Prince Harry next to her.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn, I thought that was Chris Pratt.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Henry formerly known as Prince

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I know people already answeres but the hell can one NOT KNOW THAT when it was televised, scandalized and had so much talk about it.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

They loudly said "We don't want anyone to look at us!!!" at the start of it... so i genuinely stopped clicking on any news articles about them from then on. I click on NOTHING if they are involved. And then after a while, she started saying "look at what we are doing!" and bitch, no. You can't have it both ways, you're done.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I give less than zero shits about celebrity gossip crap. In my opinion, british monarchy nonsense falls squarely into that category.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Neither do i, but it just seems it was so widely publicised that it was physically impossible not to see or hear about it.

I mean, honestly, good for you if you manage to isolate all that noise out. Youre lucky.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

It's pretty simple really. Imgur is the only thing close to social media that I ever engage with, and even then I sometimes take months long breaks. If I ever see stories on news sites about garbage I'm not interested in, I skip to something else. Now all that said, when someone commented the name Megan Markle, it was vaguely familiar. I'd obviously had a tiny bit of her story penetrate my bubble at some point, but there's no way I'd ever be able to pick her out of a crowd.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Henry.

3 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Former wife of Mike from Suits.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Lol no Mike just has an expensive cuck fantasy

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean the formerly Hairy Prince.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meh, Harry, Henry, Harvey, one of those.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did she break up the English Royal Family? Isn't the monarchy still there today, even if whichever one of them got arrested for Epstein things?

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

There is no English Royal family, that ended after Elizabeth I in 1603.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The one she married is kinda/sorta "exiled" (un)willingly(?) from the whole thing though.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

He wanted out anyway. I'm sure William does too but as the first born male he can't

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hey, what's a little casual misogyny amongst friends?

3 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 8

I feel like if its against yoko its not misogyny, its kinda justified

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Well, you would be a dumbass then.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That might be but.. did i miss something? Everything i remember about yoko is that shes an insufferable tonedeaf person always wanting to be in the middle of things

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Nah

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I keep thinking of the time John Lennon and Chuck Berry were performing on the Mike Douglas show, and Yoko just started caterwauling into her microphone. The look of shock on Chuck's face and the look of bemusement at Chuck's reaction on John's face just says it all.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0