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MayMayz4DayzYo
#8
PunnyTiger
#13 the royal family vs the beatles? it was barely close them Liz was on the throne. taking the second son of the next generation when chuck is going to shit the bed as king is small potatoes
haveanupvotegif
MrStealYourGiF
#24 I am not sure how cats choose, but their options either go; climb right into the middle of it and act like they are helping, or turn their back on you, presumably thinking something like "Dumbass has got hisself sidetracked, perimeter defence is on me AGAIN."
KyleZombie
#17 I just finishing watching Top Secret! for the first time.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
#22
VindictiveBathToaster
#3 It’s called suspension of disbelief.
MajorasTerribleFate
#22 What part of "hear me out" did you not understand, Josh?
StarscreamAndHutch
#24
DdCno1
That curious, but utterly befuddled expression.
PoniesForDays
#20 If they dont like to have enough cheese on things, thats not your soul mate then, right ?
KinetoPlay
Yeah, all these "but"people don't understand what a soul mate is supposed to be. There isn't a but.
WilLAMetteValleyWatcher
The Beatles had skill & teamwork. The Royal Family has privilege & incest.
doctorId
#11 As a therapist I actually think this is pretty healthy. Feel the negative feelings so they can be processed and released and then get on with things. Efficient self-care.
spontaneous9
#17 Mama Brahma
ParaspriteHugger
#18 so... Whose wife is that dog?
Arracor
Nonono she said 7 officers; there's 6 men and a dog pictured. Clearly Officer Dog is one of the 7.... but it could always be his bitch wife.
Snooj
Maybe the dog is an officer and a wife.
Neednoggle
#9 no
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#16 yea they turned a dude who looks like a penis with the pubes on the wrong end into General Rick Flagg from peacemaker
DdCno1
A brand new sentence in the wild. Remarkable.
Fanner50
#21 where’s the coyote?
EatPieLander
#20
JaceTiger
I mean it could also be more in awe. Like the 6 cheese pizza I made one time. My gf was amazed. It was almost a deep dish with just the cheese I bought from the discount store
EatPieLander
mmmm ... cheese ...
PlacentaEaters
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
We need to go deeper
wherewehavebeen
shinoharaliz
I think you've just went deeper
DdCno1
Yeah, I think that's deep enough.
decarnatedame
#4 Oh, come on! Spoiler alert, please.
Neednoggle
#3 hey man, not everyone's read the manga already
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
It's not manga. It's hentai, first they kiss and then it gets very hot and steamy between Jesus and Judas.
misterbatguano
No one tell her the plot twist about the giant hollow wooden horse at Troy
CharunDrakarus
Ooo, that sounds like it'd make for a wonderful gift.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
It did. They got the nice gift and made peace and they all lived happily ever after.
misterbatguano
It worked better at Troy than it did at that French castle.
bekkayya
not to defend a cop but I very much believe her story, considering where they are and who was charged it must have been completely unignorable otherwise they would have done their best to bury it like every other time this happens because its constantly. and then they implicitly character assassinate her and it ends up in a meme dump. gross.
Sonicschilidogs
I'm just a little confused by the whole thing because how do you groom an adult? And how did it get to that many people? Has anyone else ever been victim to this? Ones wife was involved? Her husband is still with her? No rape ever reported or filed over it, so it wasn't physically or chemically forced. How did she allege they "groomed" her?
staniclees12
Maegan Hall, the female officer at the center of the scandal, has been fired, city officials said. Also sacked were Sgt. Lewis Powell, Sgt. Henry Ty McGowan, Detective Seneca Shields and Officer Juan Lugo-Perez https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/five-officers-fired-sex-scandal-roils-tennessee-police-department
Oneblueeyerighthandguy
#23 you forgot the part where I get a cup of coffee, a cup of milk, a cup of orange juice and a cup of water but don't finish any of them.
beez428
Even if she did, so what
TheElliotPage
Thank you, Miss Noem.
RichardPotato
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZzB0dWUzNmlwdDE3MmRhd25nbWxtNWJsM3QwbWM3OXZjZ3FpMmNtaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH/200w.webp
beez428
Apparently replied to the wrong comment. The downs are fair. I meant to respond to the comment about yoko n the beatles
Pyrowolf1
What kind of psychopath doesn't finish one cup of coffee? Gimme fucking 3 cups and I'll drain em all
TheElliotPage
yuck! coffee is disgusting.
Pyrowolf1
Happy go-go juice make brain go zooooom!
crazyspelling
Have you SEEN the price of OJ? Finish that too!
lackadaisycull
#23 NGL hotel buffet breakfast is one of my favorite parts about vacationing
WellAckchually
I'm always disappointed when a hotel offers breakfast because it's almost universally terrible and means my work won't reimburse me for going out for breakfast.
GlenL
I on vacation, of course I can eat a plate of bacon, two croissants and a Danish
tentaclefriendly
Are the bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, and homefry potatoes any good?
No.
Is there a lot of them?
Yes.
Will you be ensuring that you get your money's worth of all of those things?
Also yes.
Snooj
I used to have it to a science. I'd bring home so many mini cereal boxes that I'd have cereal for days.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
You need to stay a night in Las Vegas and have a hotel breakfast buffet there. Trust me on that. Try Circus Circus or Excalibur.
silentjay01
Never go to Circus Circus. That place needs to be the next once leveled.
101Medic
Yours today for only $75.99
(Admittedly that was at the Bellagio)
astrangehop
I kinda of despise LV, despite never having been there.
TI99Kitty
It can be pretty neat the first time you visit, but it wears pretty thin after a day or two. The few times I've gone with my parents, after the first day, my mom and I just went around to the various thrift stores.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
On a lot of fronts I'd agree. But the breakfast buffets there are the most insane ones I've ever seen. By a mile. Industrial halls with rows upon rows of different kinds of foods
TheElliotPage
#26 ok but wtf is a fact hunt?
TI99Kitty
Silly answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmCf9r5J0A
TI99Kitty
Not-so-silly answer: https://www.youtube.com/@FactHunt03
Snooj
A necessary fabrication to make the joke work.
theoxfordcomma
Fat cunt
TheElliotPage
nooo... the competition asked for a fact hunt. what is that? & what would it be a photo of?
theoxfordcomma
Idk some scavenger hunt shit
byronwilliams4010
#20 If I tell you that, I'm probably mentally crafting my marriage proposal.
TI99Kitty
If I say something like "Wow, you put a lot of cheese on this," it will most likely be followed up with "Are you sure it's enough?"
bklynborn
All of these are complete gems
AyatollahBahloni
#21 Willkommen nach Winden...
TheElliotPage
#18 not really. A lot of women have sex with dogs & animals. I heard from very reliable sources that Harvey Weinstein wanted to make either a show or movie or reality documentary about zoophilia.
herpb4uderp
I dont think its *a lot.* i dont event think its some, or very few.
TheElliotPage
well you haven't met Harvey Weinstein. I have. "Huge down there in the loserville South America & with Mexico talkers!" (actual quote)
herpb4uderp
wow, he seems like an informed expert that should be trusted on these matters. 🙄what a disgusting human being.
TheElliotPage
he was a very sweaty person. He wore too much cologne, but no deodorant. So he smelled in 2 opposite ways. It was a weird one-two punch to my nostrils.
DdCno1
There's not much data on this, but by far the lowest recent estimate I could find is that about 2% of the population engage in zoophilic behavior. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2530312021000023 There are others that are many times higher. However, most studies that examine this behavior (going back as far as Kinsey) found that men are several times more likely than women to do this.
emu314159127001
#13 Meghan broke up the cast of Suits, i guess? I loved the show, but prolly not quite the same impact as the Beatles.
Primotimewaster
She broke up the British royal family.
emu314159127001
She didn't do shit. That's the racism. Also, who cares, he was the spare to begin with, and the family all live the better part of a century. Plus funny because her skin tone is barely in the caramel range, was Harry supposed to marry someone albino?
mrbadxampl
Yoko. Did. Not. Break. Up. The. Beatles.
doctorId
Blaming women for conflicts generated entirely by men, what a grand tradition.
thenotoriousIMG
You weren’t there.
NinjaCongo
So what did she break up?
mrbadxampl
my best attempt at a conga line, goddammit
jetact12
Amen.
bekkayya
while we're at it, if Tennessee of all places found COPS of all people guilty of sexual crimes, of all things (just saying that they get away with this 100 percent of the time), it definitely certainly happened the way she said it did. if there was any doubt, or any way to cast doubt, or any way to ignore it whatsoever, they would have.
REOJackwagon
But did she beat up the breakles?
mrbadxampl
jury's still out
TI99Kitty
TBF, Paul, George and Ringo resented her being involved with them in any way, but yeah, they were already having problems by then with George and Ringo's resentment of Paul, Paul's resentment of John, and George's lack of confidence in himself.
magaoitin
Well, she definitely didn't make them any better
HellaPictureSeeing
Her singing did break the ear drums of their listeners all the same.
Snooj
I've never heard her sing. I have hear her make noise during a song but I've never heard her sing.
zombiejedediah
Let it be.
Pootisborn
And if something can be destroyed by Yoko, then let it be destroyed by Yoko. Call that Yoko Ontology.
Neednoggle
Would you accept the argument that she fucked up The Beatles?
Snooj
The Beatles were done by the time she arrived on the scene. She was pretty awful so it was easy to use her as a scapegoat.
TI99Kitty
This. It's possible to be an awful person and still not be responsible for something awful happening. If anything, she was just the last straw on the camel's already-broken back.
SidonisAntares
I would accept that she fucked a Beatle
jaggcomputing5
Or two. She did try it on with George Harrison first
GozerTheGozerian
Not really, the Beatles were having issues and fraying at the seams before she got at involved on anything. The origin of the campaign blaming Yoko for destroying or harming the Beatles stems from an extremely racist British tabloid journalist.
Sonicschilidogs
And the fact that people with ears hate her. It's easier to blame someone you hate.
crazyspelling
Hmmm... and IIRC the harshest criticisms of Meghan come from extremely racist British tabloid journalists too. Maybe there's some deeper parallelism here.
Something1Said
No. If their relationship had any negative impact on The Beatles, that is 100% on Lennon. It's not like she forced her way in. And Lennon seemed to think her contributions were very positive. Lennon breaking the rules to bring Yoko around was a sign of the friction people have come to pretend was her doing, but she'd never have been there if the band wasn't already fracturing.
UnprunedSynapses
Wasn't she already an established professional artist and was well known in the international avant garde art scene? I think I read that she didn't follow us pop culture and didn't really know who he was when he started pursuing her
Something1Said
That matches my understanding, too. She was definitely an established artist and her wheelhouse was more in the area of dadaist anti-art, which made Lennon (member of the world's first mass media pop band) just about the least likely pairing between two artists I can imagine. A testiment to "opposites attract", I guess. It seems to me like Lennon was straining for meaning in his art and she helped him find it. It's crazy to me that people blame Yoko to this day even though Lennon would disagree.
Something1Said
Everyone who blames Yoko is welcome to catch Lennon in heaven's parking lot for fisticuffs about it, and if you have any respect for Lennon at all you know she wasn't controlling his mind or whatever. He was his own man, and disavowed Yoko's responsibility in the band's fracturing to his last breath.
Jamesstin
you think that's controversial? How about Andy dick is not responsible for causing a grown ass woman to relapse so it aint his fault she decided to murder her comedian/writer husband.
doctorId
Never in my 4 decades of life would I ever have imagined I'd see the day when someone would defend Andy fucking Dick.
Jamesstin
I'm not defending andy dick, ok? I'm defending that women have their own autonomy to make their own decisions which includes bad decisions such as deciding to relapse and to murder someone. People who blame andy dick for her relapsing and for his murder are taking away from that autonomy. You would not be hearing the same shit if she were a man that relapsed and murdered her spouse and you know it.
KKinDK
Whaaat? Now I need to consult with Google for context
huey9k
No, Andy Dick needs to die. Jon Lovitz should have confirmed the kill.
Jamesstin
I'm not defending andy dick. I'm defending the fact that women can have their own autonomy and make their own decisions Even bad ones
Sonicschilidogs
So I was confused by all this and holy hell was that a long and wild Wikipedia read..... An addict and a weird sex pest, I honestly felt bad for him at the start, but by like the 3rd paragraph he just needs to be locked up forever.
doctorId
Yeah like the man's favourite hobby is casual sexual assault.
StylesRockman
John broke up the Beatles
rossimus
Because of
StylesRockman
The fact that he thought was Jesus Christ incarnate
UnprunedSynapses
Everything I've heard about the dude as a person is that he was an abusive, terrible husband, father, and friend.
MajorasTerribleFate
Oof, trying to apply 2 adjectives to 3 separate nouns is a toughy in English. It sure doesn't doesnt work if read as if a single list: 1) an abusive; 2) a terrible husband; 3) a father; 4) a friend.
"An abusive and terrible husband, father, and friend" might work a little better, but still leaves a little room for confusion. If only we could apply math/programming concepts here and describe John as "an (abusive, terrible) (husband, father, and friend)".
Snooj
He was terribly abusive as a husband, father, and friend.
MajorasTerribleFate
Oh, no no. You've turned the adjective "terrible", previously directly modifying our three nouns, and turned it into the adverb "terribly" where it only modifies "abusive".
johnblood616
And beat his wives and neglected at least one kid
Imnotsuprised
And Ringo was definitely up to something.
I'd keep my eyes on that guy
EstoyPoopis
As a kid, I always thought Ringo was a dog.
Rkfinecake
Paul quit first.
Furyustyles
Did he though?
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-58868557
Rkfinecake
I don't know, you could say Ringo quit first from when he stormed out of a recording session because of all the bickering. He returned a few days later. But like the article said, Paul was the one who did it legally, through the courts.
YellowCottonDress
You spelled “Paul” wrong
KingOfTheImgurians
Exactly. They had achieved a great deal, and started to want to expand in other directions. Yoko had nothing to do with it.
Jamesstin
Shes a woman though God damn it!!
randomwalrus
I am pretty sure that that is illegal. Should we call somebody?!
blfpd
Not yet illegal, but soon
LabsAreGoobers
Unfortunately, past the statute of limitations.
VagrantKoba
Well then do a U-ey at the next roundabout.
RamanBiot
Ok, but who's the other lady? Is there some reason she's supposed to be recognizable?
SilverFoxChaser
I think she's the one who married the prince and 'broke up the royals'
Rkfinecake
Just an actor, trying to act like royalty.
MoralRectifier
Megan Markle. That's Prince Harry next to her.
TheMostKink
Damn, I thought that was Chris Pratt.
thekeyofe
The Henry formerly known as Prince
Clayman8
I know people already answeres but the hell can one NOT KNOW THAT when it was televised, scandalized and had so much talk about it.
ZOMGNO
They loudly said "We don't want anyone to look at us!!!" at the start of it... so i genuinely stopped clicking on any news articles about them from then on. I click on NOTHING if they are involved. And then after a while, she started saying "look at what we are doing!" and bitch, no. You can't have it both ways, you're done.
RamanBiot
I give less than zero shits about celebrity gossip crap. In my opinion, british monarchy nonsense falls squarely into that category.
Clayman8
Neither do i, but it just seems it was so widely publicised that it was physically impossible not to see or hear about it.
I mean, honestly, good for you if you manage to isolate all that noise out. Youre lucky.
RamanBiot
It's pretty simple really. Imgur is the only thing close to social media that I ever engage with, and even then I sometimes take months long breaks. If I ever see stories on news sites about garbage I'm not interested in, I skip to something else. Now all that said, when someone commented the name Megan Markle, it was vaguely familiar. I'd obviously had a tiny bit of her story penetrate my bubble at some point, but there's no way I'd ever be able to pick her out of a crowd.
somnif
Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Henry.
swc0806
Former wife of Mike from Suits.
HellaPictureSeeing
Lol no Mike just has an expensive cuck fantasy
TheeFng
I think you mean the formerly Hairy Prince.
somnif
Meh, Harry, Henry, Harvey, one of those.
DickBackBreaker
Did she break up the English Royal Family? Isn't the monarchy still there today, even if whichever one of them got arrested for Epstein things?
SamuthNBS
There is no English Royal family, that ended after Elizabeth I in 1603.
randomwalrus
The one she married is kinda/sorta "exiled" (un)willingly(?) from the whole thing though.
ingridwebb88
He wanted out anyway. I'm sure William does too but as the first born male he can't
johnblood616
Hey, what's a little casual misogyny amongst friends?
PathologicalLier
I feel like if its against yoko its not misogyny, its kinda justified
johnblood616
Well, you would be a dumbass then.
PathologicalLier
That might be but.. did i miss something? Everything i remember about yoko is that shes an insufferable tonedeaf person always wanting to be in the middle of things
johnblood616
Nah
TI99Kitty
I keep thinking of the time John Lennon and Chuck Berry were performing on the Mike Douglas show, and Yoko just started caterwauling into her microphone. The look of shock on Chuck's face and the look of bemusement at Chuck's reaction on John's face just says it all.