KilroyLichking

130846 pts · April 1, 2016


A nameless undead necromancer who has existed since before the fall of Netheril. Little is known for certain but scholars hold that at one point the creature the was the archmagus of Jethaere and was responsible for creating the floating city and was capable of moving it between the plains at will. Records show that the creature lich was once a contemporary of arch magus Tanthul and possible was an apprentices to Karsis , but conclusive records were lost after the fall of the empire.

I am familar with the prndl

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a soda can shim is less conspicuous lol

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tbf padlocks work on peoples faith that padlocks work.... people place too much faith in padlocks

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instructions unclear...lots of folks in Zimbabwe suddenly die

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flight of the flap flaps plays

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the royal robot princess has blue blood... nice touch

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all i can see is Roberto

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nice to meet a fellow old school ttplayer

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a litterary/playwriteing/film advice from the 1890's playwright Anton Chekhov. simply put, if you include a thing, really anything at all in your play then it must be eventually used. if you have a gun on the mantle in the background of the set then you must use it in the story otherwise it should not be in the play. you can see this all the time in narratives and films. most times i can see a movie and be like well that will be in act 3

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hahahahaha. this is a great response to this classic trap. because you are polite and while protecting your true name you arn't lying to the thing that will likely kill you if it catches you in a lie. by phrasing it as you can call me blank gives you a nice way out well done. The only other clever way i have seen out of this is in Dresden files. it to a demon but the main character gives away one of his names but he has like 5. well done +1

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♪♫♪♫ I am a human and defiantly not a fae. Its very nice to meet you can i have your name? ♪♫♪♫

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25 astronauts are from ohio... they really wanted to leave

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he is hoping to find the brain cell resonance frequency

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the fae lord looks at you whilst you are trying to figure shit out. "penny for your thoughts?"

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if you told your grandfather that he would have to scan and bag his own groceries and pay im sure he would have killed someone

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surprised he didnt fix it with ramen and supper glue

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i cant hear this song on anymore without picturing ed

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sigh, torgo's executive powder is made from the finest useless ceo's that were beaten up really badly then killed then ground up into a fine powder... it has a million and one uses

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what you are talking about is schrödinger's assholes. they simultaneously are and are not joking depending on the reception of the room. see racist misogynists assholes

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you forgot some

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well you have to feed him torgo flakes

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the jagermaster

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interestingly the corn is also made of corn the whole thing is on a cob

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i would think it have to be a reverse search start at the porn page and then map how far 8 to 12 degrees of clicks can get you

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thats a nice kitty

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one of these is fresh corn the other is frozen corn from a previous season and or shipped in from much farther away

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no algo just clicking away to kill time at a boring ass job

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i played a different game with Wikipedia, click random page, see how quickly you can get to the wiki page for porn usually you can do it in ~8-12 clicks

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