Khaosus

9100 pts ยท March 23, 2012


The Illuminati is a pyramid scheme.

Just replace Russia and China with "Hostile nation state actors", it's how I present to international teams and not trigger people.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just wanted an electric vehicle... not a political statement.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And work 60hrs a week.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What song are they singing while they do their little firehose walk?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know its satire... but I feel like monogamy really isnt right for a lot of people.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Id really like multiplayer... just as an option

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Upgrading a very nice bathroom to a very nice bathroom?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had 2 ports. A pin was bent in one, the other had no nuts and was loose as fuck so the plug fell out sometimes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a well drilled from a guy named Augie. I just assumed it was short for Auger.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me talking about 1999 is like my dad talking about the 70s. Everything was just awesome for him. Except I got one year, and he got a whole decade.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There was a lot of internal struggle in Anonymous. Many of the founders were right-leaning or completely anti-government. This is mostly a new group.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all diffusion models screw up the hands... and even Stable Diffusion is getting better.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fancy new modern problems to not make the olden problems go away.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh... fuck. I need this on a shirt.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This Month... This Week... Today.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$35 GoogleFi - A great service if youre OK with being constantly spied on.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, another day another fetish. #gottacatchthemall

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I wanted Google Glass, dont have to look down any more.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kid loves cleaning. Every Saturday at 7AM he mops the kitchen, tells me how he loves mopping. Hes only 6 though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Salah was fun because any time one of them had an issue the IT cave would all ask "Salah, Salah Salah, or Salah Salah Salah?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to manage AD for a company too! Fun ones: Dicksong, sukhisukhi, salah, salahsalah, salahsalahsalah, dikdik, duongding, wingping

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stable-Diffusion art is becoming ridiculously good.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Toast and Butter thing, but with PB&Js.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmy son woke us up, screaming. I run in there and ask whats wrong "I heard a pfft noise." he says "Like a silent fart noise" "like a ghost"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do they know there arent a bunch of baby bees in comb?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nevermind, his answer is correct. Its a factorial that pretends to be an exclamation point.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I couldnt figure out why it was funny and kept going through Google results with the real answer to see if was an internet thing I missed.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I want to see how they mix the pain so well and apply it to the brush!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an Apple ][gs sitting in my garage (Woz edition)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0