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Foxplay
Or be like me and have no kid's and Nap whenever
MeMonty
JuniperJupiter
**laughing maniacally but quietly in childfree...I'll let you sleep**
Khaosus
My kid loves cleaning. Every Saturday at 7AM he mops the kitchen, tells me how he loves mopping. Hes only 6 though.
violetbob
My eldest is more afraid of possible repercussions than the chores. He never gets in trouble so maybe it's fear of the unknown?
Typhon2727
Before my boys could walk they would reach up to wake me if I tried to nap on the couch. When I napped on the floor they left me alone.
VenetianViolet
BS. There is always that one that will watch the clock and gets anxious if they dont do what you asked.
ChainmailleAddict
In that case they are very emotionally-mature and will hopefully understand that DADDY NEEDS A NAP
fofilolipop358
How many of you don't have kids? And how old are you? Just curious!
EMHPicardo
nero4ty2
Kids old enough to understand that will usually ignore parents anyways
BigDaddysMeatWagon
They would get bored in 4 minutes and draw on you then the rest of the house.
3lv3n
michaelscottwasagenius
Yeah - my kids would fuck shit up and be loud doing it. They don’t give a fuck about napping dad.
decarnatedame
I learned to nap through noise when I was a baby. I can still do it, I bet!
MrMcGeeIn3D
I sure as fuck can. I've slept through earthquakes, thunderstorms, and police chases that ended outside my house.
totallyspambox
Pro-er tip: don’t have kids and nap whenever you want
onecowboytoo
Do you not have a job?
damienserivich
Instructions unclear, spawned crotch goblins.
GorillaPowers
That's what we call a Pro-gamer move
TheRealGFromDaHood
Quick mafs
GenshiV
He's right. Muh boys went to the great SnipSnip in the sky and I can nap whenever the fuck I want
MrsHowVeryDareYou
SHOW OFF!!! with your foresight and your ability to shrug off deeply ingrained societal expectations! And adequate sleep! *seething envy*
theDizzler4
As a parent of 3 kiddos (a 5 year old and twin 2 year olds) I can confirm this is the best way to preserve naps. It might be the only way.
RuffleMyFluffles
My Cats ended up bothering my lunchtime nap, and this method won't work...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I put my cats in another room if they're being nap ruining imps. They got food, litter, and eachother for company, and I get my nap lol
HeraldOfTheBadger
Every time you wake up, clean the cats.
HeraldOfTheBadger
No kids?? But what will I do with all this disposable income and free time?!
idiotcube
Play video games and spoil my elderly cat.
crushingbore
Lego
CheetahLegs
Bask in the silence of not having children and drink more expensive scotch while doing whatever I want, why?