Juewels

9881 pts ยท May 10, 2017


7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure a president's dog and wives are buried with him under the Luxor hotel and casino in Vegas.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just drive the speed limit, you noggwaffle.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 18

llI suppose it's karma. I accidentally pitchforked my stepdad's foot digging for bait when I was younger.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure they're.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I did this with my 5 year old and she stabbed me when I went to pour the water.

7 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 3

DID SOMEONE SAY AB CITY?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I feel like I should never forget this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gravity...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Kobe" is for accuracy, "yeet" is for distance.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

More like Clive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably shouldn' have held Jimmy back 13 times.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL I need to add "Yeet me into the sun" to my will.

8 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 3

Tatu got teenage me like

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When they teach abstinence in school and you start hearing about "computer viruses."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom left and dad blew his top over it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought "He's gay Jeffrey," was just her declaring the boy's name. Commas are important, people.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You most definitely can. You mean to say "should" for your ethical proclamation.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Robin looks like he's a senior in college still hanging out with high schoolers

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm trying to let people enjoy things, but you should at least be told FO76 is filled to the brim with bugs, some of which are game breaking

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate this nemesis. Never goes away and always shows up at the most inconvenient times.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I find that stayimg away from spicy peppers prevents fires in Butte county.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to up your entrepreneurial game if your first instinct is to leave that valuable animal behind.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Find wildfires and nudge other piggies into them for the bacon aroma.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn they make a lot of babies.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your is your vote voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cedar point did it first

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this become porn at some point?

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0