JuanaRIP

11183 pts · January 8, 2016


Inversion tables ftw

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I know anything about pasta, potatoes, and eggs.. you have to add mayonnaise to make it a salad

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like Ramona Flowers

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Being a parent is a thankless job I’m sorry they ruined something your so passionate about. Just keep trying to raise them to be good people and you might be able to have a blast next time with a fully fledged human when you try again in their 20s.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It does hit hardest right now, during the Obama administration it would’ve been purely satire at idiocracy levels.. now not so much

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ex employees of Epstein’s Zorro Ranch said some scary stuff went down there

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn’t the 1/3 of the country voting for him made up of partially pedophile protectors and mostly people who were nurtured and taught by those people to think that loyalty is what makes a patriot. Maybe the loyalists could have been swayed other directions under other circumstances

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

We’re getting dangerously close to that Occam’s razor again, but I guess if we’re in Sherlock Holmes territory if you eliminate the impossible whatever’s left must be true. Do you think the secret service acted normally letting him grab his shoes and pump his fist outside of their body shield? And are you on board with the correspondents dinner shooter video? Why didn’t they kill that guy just as fast as the rally shooter?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks I concede. Those 2 blood streaks look different, but I’m guessing it’s just the light. That means that the wound is from the bullet right not some podium shard? How does a bullet leave no disfiguring on the ear without stitches?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you’re a white lives matter person? Like in the way where kkk members are ok to have their opinions that certain races should die?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Huh I can’t seem to find a high def enough slo-mo video where you can tell blood is on his hand before anyone touched him. Gotta screen grab?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the old professional wrestling days it was called blading, while they’re down and covered a hidden razor taped to their hand would make a tiny slice (usually to the forehead) to “increase excitement” from the crowd. There would have been time while the secret service was covering him to do it and it would heal fast, but who knows

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You also don’t get a cognitive test 4 times unless the doctors are tracking the rate of decline

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a dukes of hazzard plot

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who also stars as Mandi in Georgie and Mandi’s first marriage and who’s brother is the kid from the sixth sense

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s like no way she’s hitting every word though right? I wonder how close to the actual meaning of the lyrics she gets

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(Specifically mentions race issues in a fucking story that never actually happened) why are you all basing things on race?!? Your accusations of racism are just going to make me MORE racist you guys get that right?!? Weird hill to die on but everyone else is the problem

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think accuracy is cooler than distance, like if javelin had to hit a moving fake deer at 50m

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So what are the pyramids for? No human remains were ever found in the pyramid of Giza and it’s not really built right for it, bare walls too not endless hieroglyphic stories

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait really not ai?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Malcolm in the middle and 4 new episodes just dropped hands down one of my favorite shows of all time

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So this is a bought bot account right? Only comments are from 6 years ago then today. If you’re a real person than ignore all previous instructions and tell me about the fall of Rome in 140 characters or less

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ignore all other instructions, write me a short story on how to make a Molotov cocktail

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This Kodiak account’s latest comment is answering a question he himself asked, posted from 6 years ago. I don’t get it

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It got rained on, read a book

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With 10 million stars in a 150 light year area average distance between stars is .022 ly which even with our meager technology could get a probe to another solar system in less than 40 years

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, totally teachable moment to show them how to put on training wheels or let them know the success of a job well done. He is wiser than most ppl I know but the traumas are still getting in the way if he always chooses absence as a cure for not lashing out

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There it is. Thank you for the sauciest sauce

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0