Jinxies

38248 pts ยท March 19, 2017


Short of height but grand of confusion. Just a girl out to try and confuse the world half as much as it confuses her. Also gay AF. Huzzah!

Money can resist the allure of snitties

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Kachow!

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Rich people used to rent pineapples for their fancy dinner parties to flex on their friends. Not even kidding, this is a thing that happened.

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Did that horse just German suplex its rider?

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We're all furries now!

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#22 dude caught on fire and decided to make it everyone's problem.

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Flutterloaf

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I was very confused for a moment because where I live, we do have bagged milk and it doesn't look like that!

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Maybe they meant meters? Or worse ... lave sharks! That's so much worse!

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Soon enough we'll be raiding AI centres to get drinkable water

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How you wait for the Amazon delivery

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When you're sane in an insane world, people call you crazy

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#18 I hope those are consentacles!

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When your heart is in the right place, but your brain is MIA

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What a delicious fellow

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Best wingman

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And she's feeling sassy!

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#30 This is the male equivalent of a bunch of women becoming instant best friends in the ladies room of a bar.

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They were saving it up for Big Chungus

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You don't choose a cat, the cat chooses you.

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Eat her tail, it's cotton candy!

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Look up town names in Newfoundland Canada, enjoy

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I wear sunscreen and I don't even go outside. Haha you can't get me skin cancer!

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