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99586 pts · June 24, 2011


Maybe this'll trigger some MAGA snowflakes. Pronouns: He/Them

Oh for fuck's sake don't tell me HE'S dead too.

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#29 I can't say for sure, but I think this might actually be his second rodeo.

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Fun fact: In Russian, baba means grandmother. In Arabic, it means dad.

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His name would *almost* be very awkward if he visited Ireland.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A year and change for me, that's how I know some people let their enjoyment get out of hand. It's me, I was some people. ✊

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you do all of this in Blorenge, Wales?

13 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This should help.

14 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Drug-addled horses wouldn't fly in Norway. Horses are in fact well known for their inability to fly.

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Ridiculous" is even better, because they are.

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How has nobody tagged @stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa yet?

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Downvoted for AI slop.

15 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fuck me, so many instances of that stupid bass-boosted tiktok farting noise between clips.

16 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I see religion more like alcohol. I don't want it banned, and it's ok that people enjoy it, but some people let their enjoyment get way the fuck out of hand. Also like alcohol, I don't want government and schools to be controlled by its influence. Also also like alcohol, it should be kept away from young people until they're mature enough to handle it.

16 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You'd think that, but it's actually the bullet behind it cracking the whip to make it go faster.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I notice a distinct absence of Kentucky Ballistics and Brandon Herrerrerrerrerra, to my lack of surprise.

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None of these things is quite like the others.

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I have the same opinion about myself, which is why I went for a vasectomy about 10 years ago.

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I keep an almond in my foreskin at all times in case I get lost in the woods and don't get found for 3 months.

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I sometimes measure things in pounds PSI per square inch, but most of the time I use bar or megapascal because I'm Norwegian and we have normal units.

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That makes it even better. They blew all that money on propaganda that didn't even work.

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Not just downvote and report, but upvote the original comment.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might also appreciate this one.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It could be -285°De, which is 256.6°C. That's way the fuck hotter than Saturn actually is, but at least it's a number that can exist in our human reality.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, thank you, I did my worst.

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That's really not narrowing it down much.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Number of the Beast got kind of weird too. I suspect he might have enjoyed some interesting chemicals, and in increasing amounts, over the course of his career. Which was the style at the time.

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Ackschewally the sky only looks blue because of an effect in your brain called seeing.

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I'm going to fill a dry bathtub with toasters and hair dryers and lay down on top of that.

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