Not a Morning Person

Aug 30, 2026 2:00 AM

Snuggetchamp

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Easy guys... she's already in a relationship

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibernation

A little bit down the article talks specifically about bear hibernation - it's crazy what happens during that time in a bear's body. Nature is awesome!

15 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Chonk

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a long walk to the cave when you are stuffed and so sleepy you can barely put one foot in front of the other.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tell myself that all the time ... bar

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it fat bear week yet?

17 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me heading to the fridge at 2am

20 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More like heading from the fridge and the freezer back to bed after having completely eaten everything inside

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can sleep off 2 winters!

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leaving the buffet

19 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I am in this video and did not give my consent for it to be posted

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just gunna lie down and take a nap for the next 4 months.

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's mofo is too well fed.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good baby.

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh lawd...

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When is he going to wake up? 2036?

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its bulking season, let him live.

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not gonna be hibernation, that's just a food coma.

19 hours ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Same same.

15 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He'll sleep until 2028, smart.

15 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bear just visited her grandma

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dinsdale?"

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ill advised thought:

You could probably pat his back and be would not be able to turn to maul you in this state.

(This is a terrible idea for multiple reasons beyond my own hubris)

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact bears don't hibernate as you can wake a sleeping bear. Hibernating creatures can not be woken up. Why bears were made the spokesman of hibernation I have no clue

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is more of a "TikTok Fun Fact" than a real scientific fact. Like most things, Hybernation is a spectrum, and it would be false to say bears aren't on that spectrum.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fully prepared for the long nap.

20 hours ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

It has the build of a 900 pound State Fair prize winning hog.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or two.

17 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When I see a bear as obviously stuffed as that, I remember that there is a museum in Sweden that holds the longest "bear plug", i.e. the longest condensed shit of a bear after getting back up ever recorded.

15 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh lawd he chonkin.

20 hours ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 3

I can’t spot him. Need a red circle or something

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah he's really slow and we tend to spot moving things more easily. Makes total sense to me

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This should help.

14 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A thousand blessings on you and your camels. I see him now.

14 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yup, me too v

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0