ImAnActionBirb

122680 pts · September 22, 2014


Queen Birb. Author. Watcher of the 209 Universe. “Auntie” for those in need. Wednesday Forg provider. My favorite city in the world is Venice. Favorite weather is sunshine. My favorite book is the one I published (Beneath the Surface by Jacqueline Brooks). Favorite Pokémon: SPHEAL. I love birbs, especially noisy, playful, witty birbs like conures and greys. Okay, time for me to do this profile thing. Screenshot, get it viral, do the thing. Then I’ll do the thing. You all keep me entertained. Thanks :)

Andy Serkis has developed each and every one of them for Gollum.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strong girl. Farm?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only 10 minutes?? 👀 I don't think Ive reached the end yet.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lick it.

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

This boob-haver appreciates the thought!

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I want to wear this at work. Click it down while someone is talking, without breaking eye contact.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Less... pricey??

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jared jarred a jarring jar.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Even though they weren't so... No wait, they were really great.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Incorrect. Sauce: my personal experience.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is this
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2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You comment this on every bunny post?! I respect the commitment.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'll do, pig, that'll do.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You, Good Sir, win the internet for the day.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I am now, boss.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you doing, step-snake?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even with your comment, I still struggled. Thank you!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also choose this guy's wife

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those have been available for years. Roll-less rolls!

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Heathen.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In many places, mortgages are cheaper than rent. And with owning a home, you have a piece of equity you can later sell, or stop paying "rent." Yes, homes need upkeep and have taxes, but in 99% of situations, the value of a home increases, so you're still ahead of the game. Ex: my mortgage is 2100; rent in my neighborhood is 3000.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Also Minecraft

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He's no Randy Feltface but he's pretty good.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I beleaf I would

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll playtest it with you.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0