IamTheTeapot

153298 pts ยท August 3, 2011


My philosophy: There is no shame in ignorance. We are all ignorant. The only shame is willfully staying so and being proud of it. ------------------------------------------------------------ I'm The Teapot short and stout. Look at the handle on my knife. I will gut you, skin you alive, take your head off and wear your face as a hat. RESPECT THE TEAPOT!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ ^__^ I am the geek stereotype. A 36yo socially inept, fat, glasses-wearing guy. Loves videogames, books, computers, and my Realdoll (she looks like Hayley Williams) among other things. You know you want me. ------------------------------------------------------------ Selfie (undressed): http://imgur.com/Tb5igX3 Baby picture: http://i.imgur.com/YGsVOJH.jpg Sexy time (NSFW): http://i.imgur.com/gQ6mhb2.jpg

A Charlie Brown Zombie Apocalypse (or The Revenge of The Great Pumpkin)

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Biblically Accurate Hylia

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Everyone has a plan until...

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Silver Lynel Locations. Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

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For all your risky click regrets.

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Recent inexplicable surge of "Horse Pussy" on Google.

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This is my tree! It was made for me!

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Reenactment of George Washington defeating the British.

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When you're laid off but still gotta work.

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Second Mini painted. Halfling.

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Sometimes... I really hate my penis.

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When you meet your soulmate and realize you made a mistake.

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Found a bulbasaur at the local highschool pokestop.

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The Kind Of People Who Argue On The Internet

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The best thing about Valentines day is when it's over.

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The origins of Easter, the Illuminati, and Everything.

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Talk to me, Dad.

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Final Fantasy XIV: ARR Open Beta

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Depression, Too, is a Kind of Fire.

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Here's mine. I don't submit much, but I had nothing better to do.

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When I see the beautiful parade of Redheaded amazingness.

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