ILovedUnicornsFirst

189082 pts · October 30, 2016


Nothing to see here. I’m boring. But here’s a @botdrawa drawing of my username! https://imgur.com/NyVcIGo

lol I am going to remember that insult. Never heard that one before. Nice.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Until I saw the dog in the wheelchair, I wasn’t sure what to expect. I was thinking “gas station hot-dog-roller,” style. Then I felt like a dumbass. Haha.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That seems like a really good abdominal workout, if you think about it.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s where the freedom of speech is encouraged. Lol

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“Winning” a non-war/war 8 times isn’t what the interviewer meant, I don’t think. Lol

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was picturing it without a wheelchair at all, so you’re one up on me. Lol

2 days ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I mean, the rest of us have manners.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

That’s what I’m going to start calling my dryer lint.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He probably doesn’t think about it because he was never in serious danger.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know. I find myself not believing there have ONLY been those 2 attempts while simultaneously not even believing those two were actually real.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s an extremely valid point that I never considered. I thought at least one might have been real, but now that you’ve said that, I don’t think so.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That person probably would have been at the range practicing their grouping.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Who even friggin knows anymore.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That seems like an awfully precarious thing to be joking about by someone who has 2 (or 3, what are we on now?) assassination attempts on his life.

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

You know, even though there is already human shit in there, I would still feel super disrespectful about tainting the river that way. Lol

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I hate throwing trash in the ocean, I will make this one exception just for you. Lol

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

?1

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I like your idea too, though.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can all stay there.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw him in a dump. They can name it after him. The Trump Drump. Fitting, IMO.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think the soldiers might be the trained rape dogs.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus. Thanks. I thought I was having a stroke.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself, sir.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He is the kid who blows out someone else’s birthday candles. Moron. Ugh…

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let me know when he’s 6 feet under.

1 week ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 0

Fucking…dot.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, JFC, if there is any chance on planet earth that dimwit asshole might read it.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I should be used to this kind of thing by now…. But the second hand embarrassment, JFC. How can any one person be that clueless? He is such a dumb asshole.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom used to do stuff like this. Deliberately miss the point to make you look like a POS while simultaneously manipulating the situation in order to make her look like a saint. It used to make me insane. She would argue in bad faith. Super annoying.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0