IFrackYourMom

15974 pts ยท July 31, 2015


Cats. Yep, that should suffice for imgur.

The Pound? The Kill shelter?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

How bad do you smell? I'm guessing really, really bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'd slap him for .50 in Confederacy coin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's that Feminist degree treating ya?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. Threesome FTW.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the off ramp?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Nigga had such deep thought because he could see them coming from both directions at once.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

--Michelle Obama crawls out of the crate....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

2, 3, 1.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

Meanwhile, ole' boy in the background struggles with his jump rope.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

"Lost Parents," that's a weird name for your dick.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

And Hilary is a Cunt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn childhood obesity.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

As a Sooner, (remember 77-0?), I should hate it, but it looks bad ass.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And look at the dog enduring it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I'm pretty sure he can hear me think.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This whole game is weak AF.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

And only a Stoner would believe any of this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

You and your Hipster "musicians" suck ass.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 36

Or u could stop being a lazy fuck and return it. Not my fault you're poor or indecisive. I have better things to do than return your shit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(2/2) I would then pause ringing their shit up and go return their unwanted shit while they waited at the checkout counter. Fuck lazy fucks

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I hate people who leave their shit at the register and expect others to put it back. When people did that to me when I was a cashier. (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Very nice! My first one was an H&K VP9. Love it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Puts a whole new spin on "spanking the monkey."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn't happen.

10 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 27

Huh? You left your "I did" at home?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ok, you've done great so far. Now we need to see how you do with male talent...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My kinda gal has the whole thing in her mouth, not just the tip. Plus she's using a lot of teeth. No thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0