IDidntSeeMyLifeLikeThisIDontKnowHowToGetOut

46263 pts · March 8, 2016


I was a soldier. Now I make video games for a living! I am an artist. I have a pipe-dream of becoming a writer. My wife maintains that I am "handsome enough." I drink brown liquors and can't stand the smell of pumpkin. Message me anytime!

Not even wearing a mask

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Sobriety Test

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Channing Tatum has his nap disturbed .

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Channing Tatum is NOT allowed on the sofa...

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Little burros be like, "It's Chewsday, innit?"

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When the Senate wants to discuss financial security but you wanna talk about Blood and Iron.

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If you remember, you remember.

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Airbus: the height of luxury

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Channing Tatum is 13 years old today!

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Ajit Pai, something, something... net neutrality...

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"I didn't kill my wife!"

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Comprehensive list of Animes you must see

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Suck it 4chan

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Friendly United staff member addresses my overbooked flight. 

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Philosophical question: Would you kill this baby? It's Hitler.

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My mom saved this. I miss her so much.

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Regarding Imgur's favorite villain

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MRW I hear that somebody just heard the guy who played Lahey died.

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True for most people.

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Retiring an Old Veteran

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ISeeNipple's face when he realizes everybody is figuring out he's actually a creep.

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Give hatemongers enough rope to hang themselves.

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MRW my buddies say Apartheid ended in 1991 but I'm still in 1987. 

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You guys remember when PETA stole people pets...?

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The struggle is real.

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Best mate didn't show for his final presentation on dancing bananas. Said he was there. He's a fucking liar.

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WRW I am covered in Jewish bees and my best mates have sugar tits for eyes and a big black K**fer on their cheek.

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When my Danish friend asks why I work so hard to provide for the woman I married and love more than life.

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When I look back on my life...

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"Channing Tatum, do you want... water?"

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"Hey Imgur! They repealed Net Neutr..."

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Learn From our Shared History.

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I would not say it on a train...

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Playing Fallout 4 and I realize my custom submachine gun is no longer viable.

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Everything changed... when the Fire Nation attacked.

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Channing Tatum watching TV because he worked hard all day.

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It's done and I'm ready to rock!

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When I'm trying to extreme home makeover my Mexican neighbors, and I have to prove my shorts don't limit by flexibility.

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MRW I post a "Murica" pro gun post, and then read the recent news.

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The perfect couple doesn't exis--

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Her: "Don't come over. My dad has a door security cam. Seriously. Stay the fuck away from me"

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DARPA power armor field tests

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This made my day better.

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When the squad too messed up to drive, but we gotta get home regardless.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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MRW when the Leper is selfish, the Crusader is masochistic, and the Hellion went all hopeless on me

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It's TRADITION!

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MRW my wife says not to participate in the July 29th fun.

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When I try to grab the chain to save myself, because I can't self-terminate, but I miss and have to save face.

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MRW I'm Barry Effin' Gibb

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The perfect couple doesn't exis..."

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My wife and I have our own place. No more  roommate. You know what we have?

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MRW I see the cop in the rear view mirror, then I see the lights.

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Time to move past the 7th century.

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Disappointed this year, guys.

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Time to get out of the 7th Century

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