HaywoodJeDewmie

103863 pts ยท September 15, 2014


Just an Ohio dude who internets when he's bored.

When you're playing Mario for Nintendo and you get a star

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said earlier today I just want 1 person during questioning to accidentally call her Amber Turd just so it appears on the court transcript

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

American Libertarian here: we're 100% with Ukraine

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Berenstain*** Bears

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Fuck you, I choked on my drink

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa black jelly? Damn my man ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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I'd like to personally apologize to your mouth

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

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Hahaha

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha in other words has your tasting ability been severely compromised in the past

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Did you get into a terrible tongue accident when you were younger

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

If you fell in a pile of leaves we could call you Russell.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice weiner bro

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Br'er Lapin

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So basically The Mandalorian but with lots more frowning

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do repairs too? I got soooo many brokens

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

fUcK tHaT's aN oLd jOkE dUdE

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

That was a bright idea

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Title checks out guys

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a great Ursula costume

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The Sexpendables

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yyyyup

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll be a great parent one day

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He started doing some cardio too but it was chiefly the diet- it's always chiefly diet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0