HashMaster9k

102505 pts · May 22, 2014


Actor, Director, Star Trek Fan, GIF creator, and potential Faustian bargain maker.

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I adore people who do ranty monologues like these. Another fantastic one I found in the past 6 months is "Chad the Bird". He puts up a brand new loquacious monologue rant every Tuesday, and it never fails to impress me or make me laugh.

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Strangle it in its crib.

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Cults are like onions: they have many layers. Some are thinner than others, some thicker, but each layer can ge peeled away while you still have an "intact" onion, but eventually it'll all end in tears the closer you get to the heart of it. This will help, it won't end the cult, but it'll start shaving away thicker layers until all it does is make the cult cry.

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The Government's own witness blew up the whole case on the first day of testimony. Fuckin' amateur hour over at the DOJ— don't get me wrong, the case is bullshit, but this is like worse than Louis Tully levels of incompetent lawyering.

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I'd ask you to share the script and I'd join in.

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It's his Pavlovian Response. He's been told so many times "not to engage with it" that his brain just glazes over the pedophile reference. He knows he can't do anything about it legally, lest he be outed, so he deflects and pivots.

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