HartoftheForest

616 pts ยท June 2, 2016


Oh sweet jesus that looks like a damn fine boil @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title stressed me out. Gravity is not "only a theory".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Metal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a Yorkshire Terrier. I'm still not sure why that specific breed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mm... Okay, yes/no on the essential. They don't have the skills to be essential. Source: I work with them, and a lot of them are idiots.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You look fucking fabulous.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen, @OP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Respectfully, go fuck yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Respectfully, don't post your kids on imgur. There are some nasty fucks lurking in usersub.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Best of luck to you, OP. As a person with 5 pets, I know how bad the bills can get.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If no places do the free spaying, ask your vet if you can set up a payment plan.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mkay, thanks. I was worried for a minute there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. Is the cat getting electrocuted?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I guess I'm favoriting this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't even notice the Undertale cameo until I re-read the comic. Accurtate. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope rope island.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Byrd. Byrd's an asshole and write people up for dumb shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. You're fucked. Keep a puke bucket around, @OP because you're gonna need it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working for UPS, I can tell you a regular truck will crumple like paper in an accident. It's just thin metal, cheap bastards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He died of a heroin overdose, if anyone didn't know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I didn't know either.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a seasonal helper for UPS, this is painfully accurate. If it's not on the truck, it's two counties over on the rural route truck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh. Asking for a friend, what does brown-nose mean?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks great! If you had an actual mole where the period is, it would be about 23 times funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like the cat from the Puss in Boots movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here we see a freshly hatched ginger, looking for food in the icy winter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP, what are you doing your thesis on? I'm a Biology major too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh... I hope she didn't leave skidmarks?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0