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Had a bit of icy weather in Maryland.
Dec 18, 2016 1:39 PM
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MissKittyKatKat
That's a fabulous beard
nakedcowboy
+1 for crazy eyes
whooshby
That was the best part for me. The looking around for 'did you see that? Are you laughing yet?'
robinsonduke124
"heard you were talking shit!" - guy, probably
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Make this happen.
TheWallpaperMaker
/a/78tDC forgive me padre for i do not do gifs.
coronalmassejection
hypostatic
i like your user name
TwoWords12
DeliciousMeatCurtains
Justyouraverageman
tenebrisangelus
I hate that so much. My previous roommate did that. Kicked him out cause he was a pig.
samsonguy920
Because he said something under his breath?
tenebrisangelus
No, sorry i was vague. I kicked him out eventually but he'd always had the worst excuses for being a pig and complained i was too clean.
samsonguy920
I knew what you meant. I was trying to divert humorously
ikeo
And im down here in Texas dying wearing a wolverine jacket, military baklava, fleece gloves, and leather steel toe shoes.
ohboyboy
Mmm, imagining that delicious military baklava http://natashaskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Baklava-Recipe-15.jpg
JeriahswillGDP
That sir, is a glorious beard.
Cocobeware18
How the fuck did you roll your window Down without the ice breaking?
AdmJota
Strong ice.
sleix
Carefully.
TheThirteenthDoctor
Let the car warm up first so the window melts the inner layer of ice.
samsonguy920
Need just the right sort of freezing rain for it. The kind that makes it impossible to walk up a sidewalk that's even at the slightest angle
Cocobeware18
I've tried it! By the time my window unfreeze the ice cracks
MrFlibble1981
Icy what you did there.
NoTouchie
I'm crying
LogicalAbsurdities
That pun was paneful.
FoxPesdassi
Wow--that's an ice window.
RagingWaxedYeti
No, icy what YOU done there
RandomStunt
EndyanaDawnn
Yupurineutah
Ha!
Themuricanpole
We had some rain in AZ. Crazy times
callcenterslut
We got some sprinkling of snow a few weeks back in North Phoenix. But MD weather is a whole different story.
LogicalAbsurdities
That looked paneful.
batlrar
Considering it didn't even dent his hairstyle - I think he's okay.
visquinimaster
Epic beard sir
LifeIsShortNHardLikeABodyBuildingElf
Hello, fellow Marylander! Sweet beard, bro.
bigdumbdog
The perfect ice breaker
BrandyCarrico
Looks crisp and gingerly outside.
markphelan89
When you fart in the car
AahzAndArthurDent
Forgot to check for ice yesterday, slid down all the steps to my second floor apartment yesterday. Fell right on my ass. Denton, MD here
Cheomesh
Wasn't too icy yesterday at all here in Lexington Park (or in White Sands)
Mhacken1
That hairdo and beard. It's over bro.
scottisharcherladymaclean
Nice to look at from 85° Florida
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
When she tells you she bought a corgi.
McSpritti
those people thinking he broke the window: how easily do you think a fucking car window can be broken?
Cheomesh
Not at all
nattesheim
Who is thinking that anyway?
EclipseMF
https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-25-2015/aKj1Md.gif
MrYourMouth
Too much action movie probably.
dudedude09
There are alot of morons in this country. See: Trump voted in as President
Dreigiau
We once had a guy shove his head through both a thick plastic diffuser and the three fluorescent bulbs within standing up. It wasn't pretty
Dreigiau
The diffuser was ~1/4-3/8 inch thick and warship-certified.
Barrk
Growing up in AZ I had no idea freezing rain was a thing until I moved to ND
SluntBiggums
I have some beach front property in Minnesota to sell them.
aldskee
At least 7 easy
NoSelfiesWithoutTaters
You never watched Fast&Fourius?!
YerDa
The cold air would've changed the pressure in the car meaning it could be broken easily
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
Also he rolled his window down with a layer of ice on it. The scratching sound must have been excruciating.
reallynotalex
Just warm up the car, then the ice on the window will melt at the contact point of window allowing you to roll it down but the ice stays.
sweetmadison
Nah, I had to do the same thing today. Ice wasn't attached to window but couldn't catch an edge to scrape it off. It was just sliding around
MadPhysicist1
The ice forms smoothly on the glass. Only the outer surface is rough.
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Psh, ppl from warm climates
TheLittlestTopo
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
Trentski
Don't underestimate how easily a ginger can ruin something!
GingerWhosGingerlicious
He's not wrong...
InternetPointsAreUseless
It's true, a ginger once broke my heart
YeOldeComrade
I feel ya, bud.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
We're pretty good at not being good
andaction
So ... bad at not being bad?
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
I wont tell you you're wrong
DieselDublin
As a ginger , I can tell you it's true, I ruin everything I come in contact with, including your mom
Frykook5643
Username checks out
MrFluffles
I wondered why his mom smelled like fox piss when I was going through her.
IncreasingChaos
I didn't notice, but anosmia
Dopplerfart
Clap
Trentski
Gingers can't ruin other gingers. That's the only good thing about being a ginger!
acuteavocado7
well ive only ever seen snow a few times in my life, let alone a frosted window. didnt know you could roll the window down without breaking
TheLittlestTopo
I've never seen snow. Not too hard to figure out that a car window can't be broken with a nudge of your head.
acuteavocado7
the ice. i thought maybe the layer of ice made the window more fragile? i dunno
TrdMrk
As an avid snow lover and blizzard chaser, this here is a fairly rare occurrence. I had 3 inches of ice built up on my car this weekend and
BujuArena
driving around without being able to see through the windshield or any windows made it that much more exciting.
TrdMrk
Wasnt too worried about breaking the glass. The window framing and chipping perpendicular to the window is what you want to avoid
KarebearKara
Wow! A fellow Marylander! Greetings :)
bradthedev
I here... will make it a bakers dozen of us!
provenzer0
I too live in Maryland! There are dozens of us. Dozens!
WobbleWalrus
Our weather is the only thing more unpredictable than fp content.
dxt6191
*raises hand* one more here
Docbox13
410 life. Old bay in every house. Ice sheets and exploding tankers shutting down I-95.
DeciMonster
Southern MD, checking in!
ImJustHereToOffendAgain
301 biiiiiitch.
bananapoptard
Just moved out of maryland this year and miss it! YAY MARYLAND THE BEST STATE!!!!!
HerrKhan
https://imgur.com/ebJihej.jpg
CroninTheBarbarian
glen burnie baby we out here reppin marylan
theonewhocreams
I live there!
bwbutterfly
MD here too.
Tyrdle
Hampstead, checking in
Sexcalator
Rockville-Gaithersburg checking in.
LadySasquatch
Maryland. Where our flag is better than yours!
SteveMND
And do we even have to mention our state sport? I mean, we're so old-school and regal, it's not even funny.
spacesoulboi
I come from the 410
MumbledSerendipity
HarCo represent!
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
Yo neighbors!
Knope4President
ME TOO!!! Hello!
TheJazzGhost
Dundalk representing!!
SenoritaMatoMonster
Shhh we don't acknowledge Dundalk
TheJazzGhost
You can tell by the poop smell.
GrizzlyMerrill
Yea man the dirty d!
KarebearKara
Anyone from Cecil County? Born and raised :)
provenzer0
I live in Elkton.
KarebearKara
No way! Same, just bought a house in North East though, so moving there in February.
provenzer0
I lived in North East at one time. This county isn't what it used to be.
Spiderskullisland
Reisterstown represent
dxt6191
Owings mills represent ;)
thisistotallynotausername
Greetings fellow Marylander
ilovetoremixsongsaboutpoop
Another fellow Marylander right here! Did you hear about the semi that slid and exploded on I-95 because of the ice?
KarebearKara
Saw that, totally crazy.
Sexcalator
Saw it! Friend showed it to me the other day. Shit was crazy.
thorgnash
There was a video of it too, you see that?
Jasarg
Yea that was crazy
Ah3ss
Greetings from Harford county!
anjaluuuu
awwww yesss! Anyone from MoCo?
HerrKhan
Oh yeah
Sexcalator
Right heeeere
TotallyNotTheCIA
I live here. Columbia. What what!
takeitfromthetop
Oh boy, hey neighbor!
Knope4President
What?!?! Me too!
babapooey
Howard county represent!
TotallyNotTheCIA
I'm about to be a traitor and move to Anne Arrundel
thisistotallynotausername
Wait what. I live near Colombia.
TotallyNotTheCIA
Town center!
thisistotallynotausername
Yeah I think I've driven by that place a couple times. Cool!
kissmyfart
I want to touch his beard
Oaktavia
Brendan! My cousin! LOL
etzpretz
Lol what up cus!
neonbox
MommysLittleMonster
Thath a real brain bounther
WorfRozhenko
Is that Jean-Ralphio?
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
He's gonna be in the new Ducktales.
HalfPint13
My mum did this once when I was a kid to try and scare me but for whatever reason she had rolled down the passenger side window 1/2
HalfPint13
but tried to break the ice on the driver side. She headbutted the window so hard, fucking hilarious. 2/2
kevlarburrito
HAHA CONCUSSED PEOPLE ARE FUNNY
stargatenerd
But you are not.
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
That low effort elbow cracked me up.
TheRealDurdan
The scarf makes it better somehow
ICommentFromTheLandDownUnder
I smell a Darwin Award coming his way
ReeseMisee
Good.
MAGNUMC500
Don't work in Florida m8
VeryMoistTowelettes
The whole video is so much worse. Good on him though for having that much ambition to do something at least.
Thoraxe123
Warning: results may vary
Tadaw22
Pro tip: break a spark plug and throw a shard at the window to break it effortlessly
gastonlikegaston
I don't understand
presce
I feel like I knew what was coming, but cracked up anyway.
Zerogates
Car windows are resistant to impact, your head less so.
Combatman23
Does he realise how lucky he is that he failed?
DarkerSavant
What would happen if he succeeded?
WeRSpecialPeople
Look at the angle he was hitting the glass with his head was, if it shattered the glass would have definitely stabbed him in the neck/head
DarkerSavant
Don't they have safety glass?
goobsikk
They do
JustusPost
Doubtful
Sauroctonus
Does he realise they've been specially designed to not break easily from the outside?
sha13
Does he look like one that would?
theforceiswith
Why, so there wouldn't be shards of glass all over his face and in his eyes? I think that's what he was going for.
skrimple
Why's he lucky? Honest question
NexiKuro
How would he be unlucky if he succeed? those should be tempered glass. How are you supposed to really fuck yourself? step on it like lego?
HairytheSheep
Only the front is laminated by law, many cars also have it in the rear. Sides are only tempered, which still shatters
Qumefox
I'm not sure you understand how tempered glass works.
HairytheSheep
What dont i understand? It shatters completely into tiny pieces. Its easily broken with any steel object, but definitely not fist
NexiKuro
Yeah, the entire pane shatters into small bricks instead of large knife like chunks. That's the point of tempered glass as a safety measure.
rubbarz
No, because he does it another 20 times
79C10Grinch
No that's just because it's a gif
kevlarburrito
Someone didn't watch the video
johnnyohalloran
Clever lol +1
AngelDistortion
Please stop doing that... You have feet dude.
Trollingmywaythroughtheusersub
If you gonna be dumb you gotta be though!
Trollingmywaythroughtheusersub
I am dumb... tough!!!
Im98percenthotsauce
666 upvotes! Satan arises
memorminey
Anyone got the vid?
DocVolt
But why
bralgreer
Hah. That's my car. 2000 Cav
USSRsub
imgursailor
You've gotta commit!
theonlypotatoman
the the car moved
Paketeman
Cocain is hell of a drug
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Today on "send a link to a paramedic to find out how many years he just took off of his life"...
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
yea but also a pretty nasty pile up on I-95
tenebrisangelus
Is everyone ok? I hope they are.
tenebrisangelus
Nvm RIP
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
I heard about that! Last I knew it was a 50-something car accident...
Gonnaderpya
You see the vid if the tanker truck going up in flames? Shit was crazy. I thought they would have done an emergency salting at least but nop
AahzAndArthurDent
My coworkers were telling me about it yesterday, haven't seen it yet.
Cookielord
Yeah I was going to central park that night and I had to go way around cause 95 neat me was shut down completely.
grumplestiltzkin
It's 80 here in FL today. Not even making that up. It is literally 80 freedom units here today.
InboxMeYourBeards
Haha fuck you
Spawnsy
24 freedom units in Texas, just windy and cold as Fuck
grumplestiltzkin
I'm going to texas on a work trip shortly. I'm... not looking forward to it.
Spawnsy
Bring summer cloths and bring winter cloths because Texas is fucking wild it was 80 yesterday
grumplestiltzkin
lmao im from florida i dont have winter clothes
BreadyStinellis
Ha! Cold as fuck. As a Wisconsinite, I can't wait for it to be in the 20s again. Beautiful winter days. It's 1° here right now.
FakeToupet
Regrettably wore long sleeves today in our lovely 86 degree weather :(
srslydude
Muggy too. Don't forget about the humidity level
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
52 in my part of the panhandle. Meaning heavy jackets and flip flops
TomKingOfDuck
It hit -40 freedoms here (including windchill) here in Minnesota today :(
grumplestiltzkin
-40 is actually the same in both freedom and communism units
BeagleOfDoom
Came here to say hello to a fellow Marylander! But now that I see so many others doing that, I think we need to plan an MD Imgur meetup!
Jenally
I'm not active enough on imgur to really go to a meetup or anything but AA county says hi
ilovetoremixsongsaboutpoop
Totally! We need 2 connect w/ each other! I nvr realized how many Marylanders were on here. Every1 I ask says they never heard of Imgur :(
BeagleOfDoom
Same haha
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Greetings from Cecil county MD!
staticextasy
Yep and in the 60s today... makes no sense. Stupid MD weather
FreudianGrit
Can someone translate this comment thread to non-freedom units?
Vaginalseashell
Then a blast of cold air dropped from 65 to 50. The fuck Maryland
sulairris
Tomorrow's high here in MD is 33.
Elerich
Going back down to 30s tomorrow too. Maryland is such a weird state to live in
sulairris
At least we don't have rain tax anymore.
ReitnesTenought
If you can dream it, we can tax it.
ChefMasta218
-17 in Minnesota good day to go for a swim.
lofaith13
And you'd think the Vikings would have the advantage in the cold....
Hobbescs
Indoor stadium dude...
lofaith13
Forgot about the new stadium. TCF is outside. My bad
Hobbescs
You are forgiven.
AntiZG
I live in MD and it's about 20
tarWHOdis
Wrong! It says 55!
idrinkcheapbeer
It's currently 61 in DC.
FermentedCrabSirDavos
It's warm and crap here in Huntingtown
Ryebread91
STL Checking in. 5 F. Here -4 windchill
mustbegilly
But that's so maryland tho. 60 one hour, wind storm, 20 degrees
TotinosPizzaRolls
was a nice 80 down here in texas yesterday. but now its 30. go away cooler weather
KiyodaiAkamichi
I feel and understand your suffering as a fellow Marylander.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Down here in Alabama, we had a temp differential of 50 degrees from the top of the state to the bottom.
Heavymettle
Same in Delaware across the bay from you guys. As a postal carrier, this weather is incredibly annoying.
joyousjes
DE represent!
Trish02111
Same here- Boston btw
ImAShittyTransAm
20 yesterday, 50 today in NYC.
Lilshadow48
our weather is fuckin dumb
WisconsinHome
Stupid climate change weather
FindusSomKatten
ignorant european here what state is MD i'm guessing it isn't medical doctor
joyousjes
Maryland.
FindusSomKatten
thanks
sassyclassyanddefinitelysmartassy
We have the same fickle weather in southern PA. Took me an hour and a half to get home from work yest morning
risqueorindecent
Then dropped a good 20 degrees just in time for the Ravens vs Eagles game!
GoogleFucker
Same in VA, ugh. But now it's frigid!
SlabGizor117
What? Shut up. Florida was 81 today.
CheddarDreams
Same here in PA, wish I hadn't bothered plowing yesterday
SuperiorPosterior
Still better than WebMD
avyon
Had my windows open all day no problem... Then the gusts suddenly started :(
lvsv
Mom lives in DC and she texted me all the gorgeous pictures of the ice and at the end she wrote "it's going to be 15c tomorrow"so typical ha
Buhlella
Yeah and now it's dropped to the 30s in baltimore
AssistantToTheRegionalManagerDwightSchrute
Me and my dad went to the ravens eagles game and it started at 60 degrees and by the 2nd quarter it was freezing
CaptainBrayII
48° over here in North Potomac MD.
SoccerStyleKicker
Don't worry...tomorrow it will be 34.
themightysmaug
MN it's about -17 feeling like -25. It's pretty warm rn
RufusSlagathor
Harford county checking in, can't wait until it's 15° for multiple weeks in February...
badfish94
Southern Maryland in particular!
WatcheroftheWays
I know, isn't it amazing? I just hope we don't get a lot of snow this winter like we did last time.
skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I live in VA and completely agree. It's 65 one day, and in two days its 26 (last week)
lacole725
It was below freezing yesterday morning but coming home from a party around 4 am it was in the 50s
blackburrd
It was almost -40 yesterday for me. Thank god there was almost no wind
Sevaceri
makes sense if you know how climate change works.
JuniperBush
It was 68 yesterday night. Now the high of today is 33.
redjar15
Here in Virginia we can relate. It was a very warm Sunday
RosieODonnellsface
Yea I was about to say then don't come to VA snowstorm on Monday 80 degrees on Tuesday
redjar15
EXACTLY!
FrostyCatQueen
Florida. It's a sunny 84.... it's friggin hot. Damnit.
Shiron14
Yesterday it was -14 in Colorado and today it was in it's 50's. And the day before that it was 60. Stupid Colorado weather.
iwantasoda
And this weather is why everyone is sick
Beezlebubble
Massachusetts here, had below 5 on friday, snow saturday, 40+ today
sublime29
In Boston too. We're apparently supposed to get a cold snap with an instant freeze after the rain too. Weird weather.
stink3rbelle
I think you mean stupid climate change: one of the effects predicted is more-variable weather.
shaggy715
Maryland has always had more variable weather. This isn't a new thing.
PolarBlair924
Maryland weather is the most infuriating thing. We don't have different clothes for different seasons, b/c you need all of them all year.
RealCaptChicken
I know right! One day I need heavy winter gear, and the next I'm in shorts
rootwo
Supposed to be high of 46 - 50 today for the Ravens game. Neglected to mention the -12 windchill factor. STILL can't feel my legs/feet omg
SlowMo4219
Same here in Virginia. I still havent retired my flip flops.
JOHNTRON3000
And for the the kicker, it's dropping down to like 20 tonight with high winds.
Chambuhs
77 in Mississippi yesterday and 33 today.
cptnchancey
Jxn?
Chambuhs
Yep
GillesStatue
All those people commenting on the temperature they got. Maybe it's because I use celsius and don't understand, but damn, who gives a fuck!?
ReleaseTheKracken
Ohio is the same way
Buckbeak1486
Is it really in the 60s there?
bodito
Close to it. But it's falling back down. 47deg as i type this and will fall another 20 in just a few hours.
ialwaysupvoteShibe
You mean "Par for the course" MD weather
Kougeru
Weather almost everywhere it seems. People in Michigan say this. People in MD. Same here in Nebraska. Snow one day 90 the next
RandomAbscessMemories
Yeah but it went from the 30s to near 60 in one hour. That's pretty crazy.
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
Michigander here, can confirm. It's been all over the place.
Cheomesh
"America in Miniature" evidently includes all the weather from across the nation (Hello from St. Mary's!)
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Cheomesh
That's where I grew up :o
numbersconfuseme
Also a St. Mary's native, but currently living in PG.
Cheomesh
There are several of us :D
altmeds
Hello from Wicomico!
SoccerStyleKicker
I'm representing Chuck County!
seanymcseanface
As one Chuck County native to another
acmilan8128
Where's all my HarCo people at? :3
Bwaygirl94
Hi from Carroll County! I went from wearing my short sleeve jersey to a sweater and scarf in a matter of hours. Silly MD weather
Cheomesh
I was up there a few weeks ago - Manchester is the most quaint, essential "small town" ever.
iwantasoda
Also hello from St Mary's!
Cheomesh
There are several of us D:
Tracer1977
Hello from Australia (living in St Marys)
ThingsAreReallyStartingToComeTogether
stonecold913
Welcome to NJ where it snowed yesterday and I don't need a jacket today
IwillSTOMPyourSTUPIDspiritANIMAL
Im in CT, same thing here. Atleast i got to go sledding yesterday
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
It was 73 yesterday and its 20 today
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
in arkansas anyway
mmmgoodstout
Texas too.
SometimesISayDumbShit
He just broke his window. That's gonna be expensive to replace.
uponstrangeshores
Nah the window is down.
neidue
No, it's not!
uponstrangeshores
I say, it most certainly is.
SixHundredThousandBees
Pssst. The window is rolled down. That's a sheet of ice.
RexMori
You know your dumb when a reretard has to explain things to you :p
SometimesISayDumbShit
And also when you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"
Bakerin0
SometimesISayDumbShit
I know. That was just my poor attempt at humor
eyeLied
I laughed and couldn't wait to see the comments of people that don't have the sarcasm filter.
eyeLied
*who
SeaHutch
It's okay, we appreciate you :)
SometimesISayDumbShit
Thanks, SeaHutch! I appreciate your appreciation
BeanieBird
Are you Canadian?