HamSauce

8162 pts ยท December 2, 2015


I'm just here for the funny's!

#11 or you could... swim in a pond...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hand to hand? Or are weapons allowed?

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

As soon as Professor X realizes he's standing, he then becomes paralyzed again.

6 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 1

A party story by my house has a fee for being rude/an asshole, they'll charge you an extra $10.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably depends on how much of it you can do yourself.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I completely agree with the dothog

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But where's the fun in that??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We usually just let the hose lay on the ground and stand clear

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Just so everyone knows. They're cleaning out the hose by sending a foam ball through using compressed air.

6 years ago | Likes 523 Dislikes 1

Osha keeps the world safe, ignoring osha gets stuff done.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Mr. Hands? Is that you?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or EEE if you're from michigan

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

She then hears my late grandpa's voice say "STOP!" she slams on the brakes as an 18-wheeler blows the red light in front of her

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

1- Not me but my sister. Sitting at a red light on a busy divided highway, driving alone. Light turns green so she begins to go

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Gonna go to war with the plow trucks?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

To be faaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily, that loader weighs about 50k lbs, a bulldozer of that size generally doesn't weigh over 25k lbs. Max combined weight 75k.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not the back door of the microwave?

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

here's your sigh

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

But what about banging?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How so? I work with concrete every day, I've never heard that?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

But you must do the pose better to really rub it in

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Samsung galaxy s10 still has one. Only reason I got it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sbeve

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0