GeneralVikus

227 pts ยท December 28, 2012


A company banning something after 'complaints from its competitors' makes no sense.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not what conscription means.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Personally, I've heard many more spiteful millenials whining about boomers than jaded boomers whining about millenials.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leningrad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The singularity engine!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your abridged re-telling was better than the original.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'He broke their code of ethics for having a close relationship with a student of the opposite gender' - sounds about right!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the sake of clarity: the article suggests that the charity was 'bogus;' that is, money laundering, not defrauding an actual charity.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of all the things they couldn't afford...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the bright side, it was probably more likely than not that you'd be in the house when it blew.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this is the Killian experience, then I love it.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The poll source has, according to politifact, "has advanced specious conspiracy theories on topics like 9/11, vaccines and global warming."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The captain and crew had gone ashore leaving only the slaves who were in on it aboard, his disguise was used to fool the harbour forts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The real question is: Mario or Stalin?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, but if I were out hiking and slipped and fell to my death, you wouldn't say I died because I 'didn't know how to walk.'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine looking out the window of that skyscraper and thinking, 'here we go again...'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still a better script than the Phantom Menace.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you make a scented candle?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belgium did Nothing Wrong!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

For those who can't see a downside: the young have to pay taxes to fund the pensions of the old. This means more taxes or less pensions.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darwin Award?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read the title and assumed it must be the Onion.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I believe a sphere gives you the smallest possible surface area for a given volume.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's got an impressive number of grandchildren for a guy who was shot in a basement along with all of his young, childless children.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It looks at least a little bit like she's strangling the tiger.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seig Heil, superman!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm all for roasting politicians, but those two conditions sound like good reasons for the army to reject you whether you like it or not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* Insert obligatory nostalgia goggles Bush comment here *

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2