Why the drummer from Coldplay has the best job in the world

Aug 28, 2019 7:39 PM

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This is Nish Kumar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXU2tsOWi6o

Worth 82 million pounds...not bad for a drummer no one knows, but yet everyone knows the band he plays in

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only the guys he pointed to where the guys from Coldplay, this place would lose its collective shit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So who is the singer from coldplay?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

I was just going to say the same goes for the chainsmokers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he told the story to his friend, who then told him a story about how he got in GOT by being the drummer for Coldplay...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure they replaced their drummer with a laptop about 2/3 albums ago

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 9

Good ol drum machine?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You only have to punch the information in once!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello Buglers!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey finally some comedy that isn't about sex, race, or the latest news topic.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Pissed his team is losing... Realizing how much money he has in his bank account

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Does anyone has the scene from him?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's weird/cool to see this. I used to express this same sentiment to my friends but I always said 'The bass player of Maroon 5'.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who doesn't understand how this made the front page?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imgurians are weird

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coldplay. The "Rock" group you haul out when Maroon 5 is too busy to come to your awards show.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Coldplay is way better in my opinion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

lol that is a perfect description

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, that him.

7 years ago | Likes 472 Dislikes 1

Still sittin’.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm seeing him and I still don't know that it's him.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Livin' the dream.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ah man... we should have known. He is definitely playing that drum like he's the drummer from Coldplay.

7 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 2

They have the same beat in every song anyway...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I USED TO RUUUULE THE WORLD

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

They're just messing with you, that gif is from that actual song's video clip

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nish is so funny. Especially on Mock The Week.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh boy! Do I know what I'm sending to my brother in law who was the drummer in a fucking Coldplay cover band!

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

...there are Coldplay cover bands?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lukewarmplay and Slightlychillyplay

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah but they’re accidentally better than Coldplay.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always wanted to be Charlie Watts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drummers do get to sit down, but that doesn't mean you're sitting still.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your abridged re-telling was better than the original.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the bassist from coldplay's mum was my nursery teacher, my parents even got a cd with their early stuff before they got signed at all!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Is he the one with the lute?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he's the one with the drum. Fourth from the left.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I honestly can't tell if you were answering that seriously

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Well he probably couldn't honestly tell if you were asking it seriously

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't know, sitting for too long gives me a kink in the back. Which musician position lets you lay down a lot?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skin flute?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont think this dude realizes how much moving a drummer dose

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Coldplay taking auditions for drummer? I have no experience but I’ve listened to some of their songs so that should count

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And they were aaaall mellowwwww

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

/a/irIhTo8

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I’m not a drummer, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they are not. The have had the same drummer since when they were all in college. Their all close friends you see

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh you mean Tim? Bald headed guy? I went to a CP concert 12 years ago and it was some guy named Tim's birthday. That's what I know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's got a point. I hate working on my feet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me think of the song about Doug Jones by Voltaire The Devil and Mr. Jones

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just looked up the drummer from Coldplay. He went to the same college as my wife. Small world.

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UCL?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peter Symonds in Winchester

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And has a net worth of $90m.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she dated him & secretly wishes she'd listened to her mother & married him so that she could have a rich, access-laden anonymous life.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nice try, drummer from coldplay, I know you're you.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

I think this is the drummer from Coldplay and even he doesn't know who he is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked up his networth.. 75 mil and coldplay collectively is 450 mil networth. Sign me up as a drummer!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, this guys wife fucked the drummer from cold play and even she doesn't know who he is...

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Oh snap

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^ This is why I imgur

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

First thought in my little monkey brain

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also choose that guy's wife.

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

I also choose that wife's drummer

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Wait your turn; she’s not dead yet.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Out of context, this an unexpected dark turn. In context, it's an appropriate dark turn.

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