FormalShorts

45693 pts ยท March 2, 2016


Have the boy lay out my formal shorts. The boy, sir? You, you lay out my formal shorts.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Praise be the Giant Head!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm interested in this resort, just saying.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 3

I like ducks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say I had one of these beasts, where would I find the special dog beds?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love that movie!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No... Alabama too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Men taking pictures?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No feet!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's obviously a man cave and she's an intruder.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, those sick bastards would laugh and keep tally every time they fire for one of these reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now were talking. Let's get this reboot going!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Cooper is a 10 year old Great Dane.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're a monster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Seconded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not again!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now I want a cold beer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I made a shitty clock.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I did something similar, except with the hard drive contain the first half of my bachelor's degree.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For got the "u". It's spelled c-u-n-t.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0