Feet make good pillows
The look I get when I touch her
I'm not sure how to use these newfangled allergy medications
I respectfully disagree
Rate my gaming rig
My girlfriend's response to a bug getting in the house
Meet Hermione
It has lysine
Somebody had a fun first trip to the park.
Taco Fish or Fish Taco?
Apparently I'm not holding it together as well as I thought
Simple communication
Now I never have to poop alone again
My plan if the wrong lizard wins
I just ordered a beer, when it's gone so am I.
cucumber thief
Stay classy Kansas City
Meet Kaywinnet Lee Frye
I need to share some things with you guys
When shit hits the fan...
I took my cat for a walk today
Have you ever seen a happier car?
I need this
I got the recipe from "uncle" Alton because it's Good Eats
It's such a weird name
The man, the myth, the legend... Scruffy, the janitor
Maybe I'm just boring?
I have snacks hidden where she is to short to reach
I see Hermes has taken up riding motorcycles
MRW my confession bear gets flagged and a billboard showing porn is on the front page.
TIL my brother thinks all science is a lie
A gif from my second favorite Looney Tunes short
This was my evening
So I heard it's Firearm Friday
Just because they start with the same word doesn't make them the same
Go see Star Wars, they said. It'll be fun, they said
I couldn't come up with a clever title, but here's a Bugs Bunny downvote GIF
My reaction when I get my car running after fighting with it for almost 3 weeks.
Tonight is not a good night.
To all the RHM haters
Does life get better than two puppers laying with you?
They pretend to hate each other
Kaylee loves her dragon
I made myself sad
HFW we go to the park and a storm has blown down a new batch of sticks
My favorite picture of my pupper so far
Five minutes into pets and chill and she gives you this look.
My GF's new kitten isn't sure about my pupper
It sucks using the drive thru in a small car
Any port in a storm
It's a good thing I didn't bring a toaster
Well that went better than I planned.
As the owner of a Y chromosome I'm happy
Nobody wants to eat off dirty dishes
Relax and play it cool
MRW she says she missed her period
I stuck my dick in crazy