28370 pts · November 8, 2011
When I'm not browsing dank memes I'm playing videogames or drawing.
I've heard it's good but apparently also very very loud.
Please draw more somethings ❤️
I feel like it started after that stupid Bentley car commercial. That was the first time I'd ever seen someone holding a tiny mic
It trains your brain to 'draw what you see', instead of drawing how you think it's supposed to look.It's really helpful, I've done it a few times and I was pleasantly surprised when I turned my piece right side up.
#17 I long for the aroma of the Baby All-Gone cherries 🍒
Memories... *pulls up low rise jeans before I sit down so nobody gets a bird's eye view of my grand canyon* Horrible memories...
#8 This is the most important meme I have seen of Jimothy so far ❤️
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDVkem5kb2tmenVqdG44bnp1dTllNWMyY2l4dm8xM24zengzMnBmMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oFzms9ePB1MOMo2ek/200w.webp
@FlaccidSpleen can we talk about your username? It is creative, frightening and makes me wonder if there is such a thing as an erect spleen.
I love the guy being penguin-y in the background
I remember everyone calling the first movie "blue pocahontas"
Can you provide an alternative, please? My family is overseas and my grandparents are in an old folks home. The grandparents are 'not all there' and messenger is the only thing they can remember at this point in their lives.After they've passed, I'll be able to delete FB, but for now I'm legit stuck with it.
When I die I want to be thrown into a peat bog. I want to be a bog mummy. I want this to be my obituary photo:
"If I say no can I still have the kitten!?"
#7 *banging pots and pans together* Bearded Vultures are neato frito bandito!
7-11 in Japan had some of the largest grapes I've ever seen and they were delicious!
He set the bar so low he's limbo dancing in hell
Once I was helping a younger coworker clean up a glass frame she broke. I picked up a shard and said, "come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"And she was like, "what?"It was at that moment I realized I am old
My elementary school had a dispenser for notebooks. The notebooks ALWAYS got jammed in the machine.
#7 What? No "West Virginia - Country Roads" for Giacomo?
France chiming in. You're right, almost nobody has AC where I'm at. Houses OR businesses. Please throw me in a snowbank 🙏
Beautiful sentient pile of laundry 😍
#14 also bad advice for anxiety. My body tells me everything is danger and I must flee immediately
Her-She Chocolate
If it was anime, each boob would bounce opposite directions of one another
So is the cat poopin' in the bathtub
*tiny gasp* An excuse to show off my Krieg cosplay!
Thank you, kind stranger! The hour flew by, and I think he might be a pretty good fit!
... I have my first therapy appointment in 30 minutes
I've heard it's good but apparently also very very loud.
Please draw more somethings ❤️
I feel like it started after that stupid Bentley car commercial. That was the first time I'd ever seen someone holding a tiny mic
It trains your brain to 'draw what you see', instead of drawing how you think it's supposed to look.
It's really helpful, I've done it a few times and I was pleasantly surprised when I turned my piece right side up.
#17 I long for the aroma of the Baby All-Gone cherries 🍒
Memories... *pulls up low rise jeans before I sit down so nobody gets a bird's eye view of my grand canyon* Horrible memories...
#8 This is the most important meme I have seen of Jimothy so far ❤️
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDVkem5kb2tmenVqdG44bnp1dTllNWMyY2l4dm8xM24zengzMnBmMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oFzms9ePB1MOMo2ek/200w.webp
@FlaccidSpleen can we talk about your username? It is creative, frightening and makes me wonder if there is such a thing as an erect spleen.
I love the guy being penguin-y in the background
I remember everyone calling the first movie "blue pocahontas"
Can you provide an alternative, please? My family is overseas and my grandparents are in an old folks home. The grandparents are 'not all there' and messenger is the only thing they can remember at this point in their lives.
After they've passed, I'll be able to delete FB, but for now I'm legit stuck with it.
When I die I want to be thrown into a peat bog. I want to be a bog mummy. I want this to be my obituary photo:
"If I say no can I still have the kitten!?"
#7 *banging pots and pans together* Bearded Vultures are neato frito bandito!
7-11 in Japan had some of the largest grapes I've ever seen and they were delicious!
He set the bar so low he's limbo dancing in hell
Once I was helping a younger coworker clean up a glass frame she broke. I picked up a shard and said, "come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"
And she was like, "what?"
It was at that moment I realized I am old
My elementary school had a dispenser for notebooks. The notebooks ALWAYS got jammed in the machine.
#7 What? No "West Virginia - Country Roads" for Giacomo?
France chiming in. You're right, almost nobody has AC where I'm at. Houses OR businesses.
Please throw me in a snowbank 🙏
Beautiful sentient pile of laundry 😍
#14 also bad advice for anxiety. My body tells me everything is danger and I must flee immediately
Her-She Chocolate
If it was anime, each boob would bounce opposite directions of one another
So is the cat poopin' in the bathtub
*tiny gasp* An excuse to show off my Krieg cosplay!
Thank you, kind stranger! The hour flew by, and I think he might be a pretty good fit!
... I have my first therapy appointment in 30 minutes