I hope it's a false alarm
The ghost of dishmas past has come back to haunt us
I lived bitch
People, what a bunch of b
I need to know more
French freedom fries
Zoom that brain rot my megachad
Babe I'm going to need a thumbs up or something
Diabolical!
Its only a thousand
Seriously I'm joking
Get bonked
We all have that one friend
My favorite quote from Chaos Seeds
The pond near me froze over so I can do that cool sound thing with throwing pebbles
Is that a yes or...
Callous? Against the rich? Cmon
Just a light enema for me thanks
It's bad, I know
Don't get therapy. Just make memes
It's a good skill set to have regardless
Twinsies
Two t-rex's fighting over a table saw
How lonely are you
Every time I check the 5 dating apps I use
Keep putting in effort just to have it sputter and die
Rich go brrr
Come look at the clouds
Showing up to work like-
Woke up and decided to do a matrix photoshoot
I don't have the sauce, sorry
Unfortunate name for a game
The majority of posts are political rage mongering
Do it do it do it
Seattle right now
Dang witches
Bubble gut for all the bad people
Sweet of heart, dumb of ass
Innit?
It's fun to play with slomo
In an alternate "cultivation" universe, Kirk must defend his Dao against a Tribble-ation
They keep making him more and more edgy
Relax, it's sarcasm
The madness is taking me
Forever thirsty and hungry, but it's always juuust out of reach
First born, check, soul, check, left nut, check
How i communicate with my sister
Liquidizing? Carbonating?
WRONG!wrongwrONGwRoNgWRongWRONG
Phrasing...
Scratchy scratchy to make smooth
Night shift shenanigans
I never don't want to not be unsafe... I think
With every lovely lady I see, it gets worse
This feels kinda cruel
I know it's in protest, but i like this imgur
Nooo, you're supposed to be devastated that I'm leaving!