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Fox had some weird specials in the late 90s and early 2000s. This was my favorite by far.
At the time, Kobayashi was the undisputed king of competitive eating. The grizzly bear has no idea what's going on. He doesn't have any interest in competition. He's just hungry.
Kobayashi has technique and the competitive spirit. Bear has the fact that he's a bear.
BEAR WINS. GO BEAR.
Bonus: later in the show, they had 44 little people vs. an Asian elephant in a DC-10 airplane pulling contest. I won't spoil the end for you if you want to watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT-eqfcXEBU
ShyFurret
That bear just looks so happy with life
kittenshit
The bear has his own damn microphone.
ForeverDonutsWillNeverExist
Yeah but how would he do against Joey Chestnut???
lucasthePlumbusMaker
Spoiler alert, the elephant takes the lead at the end and wins
Mcswigginsbar
Holy shit I remember that show! I thought Kobayashi was going to win as a kid. Little did I know of the power of bear.
ImhotepofDjoser
Oh my god no! I clicked on the "Want a Sugar Mommy" ad!!!
redwings43
And then the bear went over and ate the rest of kobes haha. It's was great.
Lamplord
Im more interested in the elephant v midgets thing now. You cant just say things like that and not tell me how it ends.
SeptemberHeisman
Same show had a man play tug of war against and orangutan. It was close until the orangutan got bored and pulled the rope.
cyno01
When Fox was trying to be taken as seriously as the big three networks...
Maldraek
FOX has always been heavily invested in human degradation.
MeatwadsDriver
That beautiful tag... take your upvote!!
BadHamIsBetterThanNoHam
The midget sprint team vs baby giraffe was pretty excellent too
mongo2291
Did the midgets win
DropKickHead
No. Then again they werent all "pulling". Some kinda looked like they were just walking along. Shoulda gotten better midgets
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
These are the kinds of competitions you have with bears.
ThatTransformersDude
Yea there's a reason Fox wasn't considered a contender network back then
Retrobution
I like how the bear has an American flag behind him. "I've got to win for my country" -the bear, probably.
Timtimgrimslimjim
Now I wanna see a bear pulling an airplane full of hotdogs...
TheDino
Who can eat an elephant faster? 44 little people or one hungry bear?
toxcrusadr
Well that didn't seem fair and balanced.
Isorikk
If this isn't quality entertainment, I don't know what is
Rockageddon
Where do you think Japan got all it's bat shit TV ideas from. http://oi54.tinypic.com/2mhh0er.jpg
usersubbordercontrol
The. Best. President. I will vote for him
rawheadrex0508
I remember they had a sumo wrestler vs and orangutan tug of war. Sumo man lost easily.
LittleKnownOne
** SPOILER ALERT **
LittleKnownOne
Elephant wins. But you can see in a scene where some of the "little people" are strolling as the lead guys work hard. Looking at you CAROL!
imacarp
Kobayashi won in the practice round, but then they starved the bear before the actual competition.
ForrestIndustries
And now we have Michael Phelps vs a great white shark.
OriginalSubZero
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Interesting vibrator on the bottom there.
FragileDonkey
Pinkamenace
ComradeNinjaCow
deeznutz42
No one survives that
SupaCabra
dang, I forget the name of the show but they had tug of war between an orangutan and a sumo wrestler
bangzoom
Man vs. Beast
JustBeCoolBruh
Who won?!
SupaCabra
YOU DECIDE. EEEEEPPPPIIIICCCC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORY.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Apes are vastly stronger than humans. It's frightening
aquatown
The orangutan.
SupaCabra
yeah, he didnt even try to his fullest
floralcurtains
In an interview (freakonomics podcast) koboyashi stated that he beat the bear during the pre-run but they starved the bear for the real thin
floralcurtains
g
MadHakon
Well in fairness, Koboyashi probably didn't eat anything in preparation for the match.
floralcurtains
My phone autocorrected kobayashi but I refuse to delete this. My bad
equityforpunks
Man that elephant one would piss off so many people today..
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Because today we learned that it's animal abuse
ihateturtlenecks
I mean I feel kind of bad for the elephant. I'm sure it's not having a good time :(
TaintToucher
People freak out over the littlest things
wysmith777
No he's worried about the elephant
Robotguy4
They aren't things, they're people.
usersubbordercontrol
FistsOfSlightAnnoyance
... And not because of the elephant.
tankmemes
Why'd they get off the bike
FistsOfSlightAnnoyance
It was actually the elephant's bike. They were trying to steal it.
MileHighLivin
You can take the elephant out of the circus, but you can't take the circus out of the elephant.