The LIES
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The Hundredgranddies are in season!
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Imagine having to listen to Kid Rock as a weird loyalty pledge to a pedophile billionaire
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Also seems like twice as much came up as what went down
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Happy Flag Capture Day!
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They absolutely will not stop, ever, until ICE gets the fuck out of Minneapolis
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It truly is something to behold
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Brainfeld
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Santa exists, Neil. Deal with it.
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*Anakin rage intensifies*
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Not sure who they're talking to, but personally, I'll pass on the belonging and take the money
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Leave no grocery bag behind
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Sorry chicken, I am both hungry and lazy
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Don't do this to yourself at 3am in the dark
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Whoopsie!
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They pretty much cancel each other out, right?
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Suspect was reportedly seen leaving town with a dozen men and a donkey
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"And which one rocked your world?"
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Matt Gaetz: rejected Batman villain
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Dumperoo 49
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Just let me melt into nothing
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RIP Christopher Plummer
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BEHOLD!
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Dumperoo 45
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Dumperoo 48
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Trying to letting her down gradually
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Gotta have priorities
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I'm sure it'll be fine if I leave it there forever
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Dumperoo 47
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Stonks
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Can't I have a switch to turn off my internal monologue?
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He had a good run, unfortunately he pissed off a rando bar in Ohio
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Dumperoo 46
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I guess he got to find out
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The Granite Copper Diamondium Infinity Ultra Pan - why cook with anything else?
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Seems about right
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Gaslighting works a little better when there isn't video evidence
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Spoiler Alert: Josh won
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I'm partial to 69SexPanther RocketBucks myself
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I've done the math, it checks out
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Don't worry, Derek, you'll have plenty of time to try and make sense of it all in prison
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I mean...maybe they're just stocking up for some gender reveal parties?
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What good decent American doesn't have a trunk full of plastic bags filled with gasoline?
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12 rolls is one serving, right?
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Fun times
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Macrodosing pls
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Thank you Sampson, very helpful
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Dumperoo 50
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Not too sure I buy the "Diabetes made me racist" defense
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