Getting better at the videos, and using masking tape to keep myself in frame
Before you ask, I didn't take pictures, sorry...
Or several, I don't care.
You're killing me, Smalls
Just bursting that little bubble of lies...
Not a drag queen
Hardcore Corn
My first attempt at time lapse painting. Less quality of painting and more proof of concept
Why delay the inevitable?
My bestest girl
This dude has a hard-on for complaining about how another business runs!
The poor director...
When my favorite chef turned a crushing loss into a win.
Mailbox post is older than I am. It has seniority.
Not sure why I even try (venting post)
Finally!
I've crossed over into an alternate universe.
Take a quick purr break on me
It's November 5th, y'all.
Two weeks after coming home from the shelter...
May the 4th be with you
Happy Pride
I just met Emily today and if anything happened to her, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself
Political posts are fun!
Y'all want my 13th favorite? Okay then, here it is.
Cool new discovery
Soon I'll be annoyed again, I'm sure
A language barrier is in the way...
Save the hate. I'm #BLM all the way, and anti-police brutality. But I've still got a job to do.
Well, this sucks...
Rocky, the most bestest
My son was watching cartoons and I had an epiphany.
ITP still ain't nothin' to fuck with.
I.T.P. Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With
There's no shortage. My wife just gets 75 cents off a can for the dog food. Chill the hell out.
Guess what day it is!
Not recent, but my latest craft for the trophy.
Not again.
Every single time, especially if you work outdoors.
Urine for a good time with this post
Healthy to hospital in a matter of days.
Pendulums for the 14th
I guess I'm about to get some crash course training.
Happy Birthday, HailMilo666. It's not a call from your mom, but it's the best I can do on short notice.
Can't keep a good ninja down.
"Your car is totally fucked up. You should do drugs about it."
I think my story was supposed to end
And it's the people who's job I'm doing that are doing the most bitching.
Today was a good day.
No homo? No, homo!
The life you save may be mine.
The only way to deal with neo-nazi scum.
She is my warrior queen, and she will show no mercy.
Blue (Da Ba Dee) turns 25 years old today.
I'm trying my hand at a new hobby.
So what happened here?
The Warhorse
Playing some Fallout 4 today and came across this huge weapons cache
"I can't carry your burden for you, but I can carry you."