Dragongelf

309 pts ยท December 30, 2017


Prove to me that I am not a figment of your imagination.

I mean... Aren't we all?

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apparently fucking is worse than having cancer...

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh, oh, i know this one! something about 30-50 wild boars, right?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you speak from experience? also, where would one, hypothetically, obtain that amount of velcro? asking for a friend who is a parent... and not for my own child... at all... ... pls

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An elf second is just as long as a normal human second, except half as tall... and always talking about "unionizing".

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't worry, can do that too, after a chicken vindaloo.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My take was that said deployed partner wasn't coming home anymore and i got real sad...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just let us know if you'll brb back soon, okay?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#36 You go into a room to fast and that room's gonna eat you.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not american so i haven't, no. but thanks for informing me.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the.. yeah, no, you're making that up. right? please?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the who in the what now???

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

hey, first of all? i believe in you.
secondly? omg, a famous imgurian noticed me... what do i do?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep! That tasted Purple!

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#13 as a writer, fuck you. kindly. but srsly. as someone who couldn't make it as a writer...

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what's that music though?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sure you did...

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I, for one, look forward to becoming one with the fluff.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A stick for dipping.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Photosynthesis provides super powers?

If plants ever learn to walk we're doomed...

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

take your upvote but i can't

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to watch it from my backyard but unfortunately it was too low in the sky.
thanks for your pictures, i hope to be able to catch the next one <3

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you'd take a crying baby with a headache to a workplace where it's going to be loud and obnoxious for everyone involved, including the baby with said headache, the other patrons, the staff and yourself, and blame the stress on the waiting staff who are already overworked and underpaid? Knowingly?
I mean... that sure is a stance to take.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

sure, life is a thing. and being a good parent comes first. shame your kid has a headache. if they can tell you, you can make arrangements or cancel.
and did she though? is she ultimately responsible for 1 kids headache? All i'm reading is someone got seated outside and had a screaming baby with them when they probably shouldn't. i'm not reading any clear temps or even a time of year to consider anything other than someone wanting to complain for the sake of complaining.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Hey now. Smiley doesn't try to hide the fact he's a bloodthirsty murdermachine with a penchant for suffering whenever he can make the point.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

also, if your "baby" has a "headache", why even go to a restaurant in the first place?

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i do and i consider others people's feelings when going to a restaurant.

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Rock and Stone!

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1