Me getting report on my new patient at the hospital: Truck hit his neighbor on a motorcycle because they had to find out which vehicle was faster? What kind of white trash nonsense is this? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't assume. What are the patients demographics? Other nurse: White male in his 50s. Me: Yeah, called it.
It's less white people don't have culture and more the culture of white Americans is owed far more a combination of cultures from across the world... And as a member of a culture that White America has drawn a lot of influences from, frankly I don't care. I only care that they don't realize that they got a lot of things from us.
You're right that white people owe a lot to other people, but you kinda worded this like white people have never made anything themselves - even though I am pretty sure only white people would turn a porta potty into a bike.
Try to apply some functional literacy here. I talked about two groups. White people in general, which I said do have their own culture, and white Americans, which I said have integrated cultures from around the world into their own. So not only did I not say what you're claiming I said, but I said the opposite. Do better.
I love that you started with "try to apply some functional literacy here" then followed that up with "I talked about two groups" not to be nit picky, it was just a funny thing to see lol
The only way any of what you said makes actual sense is if white Americans constitute 100% of white people. Blocking you now because I have zero time for your horse shit.
keelindsey
I used to have a supervisor who raced riding mowers.
delightphil
Legend!
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
The music and timing was just incredible
ADDGirl
Me getting report on my new patient at the hospital: Truck hit his neighbor on a motorcycle because they had to find out which vehicle was faster? What kind of white trash nonsense is this? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't assume. What are the patients demographics?
Other nurse: White male in his 50s.
Me: Yeah, called it.
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
Suddenly i feel reminded of my Honda Helix
16807
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
all we know is...he's called the stig.
PhailRaptor
Kimsgrim
Occupiiiiiiied!!!!!
epicurusaquinas
I'm jealous. Just how they play. Wow. We just fuckin dance to party mostly. Diddy does not count.
Dragongelf
what's that music though?
Furyustyles
https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0?si=O4yKJKVyaN7dCFVK
Dragongelf
thanks!
onecowboytoo
That jet ski motorcycle is bad ass.
IloveHockey
american white people*
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todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
No, The *mud rally* for CK was the *pre-memorial*
Furyustyles
Not enough WWE pyro for that.
TerribleAwful
what a crappy bike
azazyel
My friends and I invented "White Trash Olympics" which were just some games that we made up while drunk and camping
imightbeabearindisguise
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games
furballsoffury
Elaborate please
dogmatix
Please elaborate!
azazyel
Extreme putt putt, we got an old scooter working so had an off roading comp with that, beer chugging...
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
At first I thought the jet ski was towing the port-a-potty. I'm kind of disappointed it isn't
nik282000
Allow me to introduce you to "Figure 8 Train Racing" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmpB2Q4xPRs
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Meh. Distinct lack of jet skis or port-a-potties
jwinc7
Screw Disney, I found my new entertainment. Thank you kind person.
nik282000
Just doing my job!
DaDudeAbides
THIS
TheMoonBnuuy
It's less white people don't have culture and more the culture of white Americans is owed far more a combination of cultures from across the world...
And as a member of a culture that White America has drawn a lot of influences from, frankly I don't care. I only care that they don't realize that they got a lot of things from us.
epicurusaquinas
It doesn't matter. Boating in Florida. Mudbogging in Alabama. surfing. hockey. drag racing. equestrian. parachuting.
And often a full audience who can pay to watch. WOW. Just WOW. The resources on display. WOW.
TheMoonBnuuy
equestrian parachuting sounds fun
NoTalentTech
Where does port-a-potty racing come from?
TheMoonBnuuy
my guess is the bottom of a moonshine bottle
TyrannusEquus
Like every one of my grandfather's million dollar ideas
FartsSmellBad
Romania
onepinksheep
^ I'd trust him; based on his username, he seems like an expert.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Hehehe.
QuartzPoker
You're right that white people owe a lot to other people, but you kinda worded this like white people have never made anything themselves - even though I am pretty sure only white people would turn a porta potty into a bike.
TheMoonBnuuy
Try to apply some functional literacy here. I talked about two groups. White people in general, which I said do have their own culture, and white Americans, which I said have integrated cultures from around the world into their own.
So not only did I not say what you're claiming I said, but I said the opposite.
Do better.
ThatuldoPig
I love that you started with "try to apply some functional literacy here" then followed that up with "I talked about two groups" not to be nit picky, it was just a funny thing to see lol
TheMoonBnuuy
The only way any of what you said makes actual sense is if white Americans constitute 100% of white people. Blocking you now because I have zero time for your horse shit.
TheMoonBnuuy
Oh and I never said that white Americans got 100% of their culture from other cultures. So everyone else can fuck off with that noise as well.