DontDoubleChargeMe

9891 pts · November 16, 2016


Hooray!!! You have a cute cat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I, too, feel - got two kids to boot.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can give you my venmo handle

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Came here to write this exact sentence.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Which language is responsible for that run-on sentence caption?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Funny story about my ADHD is that I also have slight OCD so I have to clean everything IMMEDIATELY ALL THE TIME

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great butts at the end, at least!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I love your plants

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The technology wasn’t in the chariot as much as the cap for speed was in the power of horses. Tech needed to catch up to horse output.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Licks....With her tongue???

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Ah yes. Giving my wife a haircut would help.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Toddlers are much harder than babies. Currently fighting with wife bc I tremble at the thought of having a second

5 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

Amazing stuff on your website!!! Please do a Maryland/bay/boat/beach one. I’d scoop that right up.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are your top 10 non-hit songs?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#TakeMeBack

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GOOD THING IM OFF WORK TODAY AND TOMORROW

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Isssssss this a thing?

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

The excessive weed guy just remembered the leftovers he’s got saved in the fridge at home.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s got the practice

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ted Cruz is just too whipped at this point. I’d like to knee them all in the throat.

5 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Fucking doot

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fixed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had no idea yet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Food

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But do you know about showers

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

James Baxter!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d love for just once it’d be her whose hair I’d be pulling out of my ass crack when I wake up in the morning

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What this guy said goes for me too

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

No, you’re thinking of Dirt, Fart, and Perspire.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0