DonkeyKelly

3366 pts · January 23, 2018


99% of the time I don't bother responding to comments

Might be due to it making the news and it being ridiculous. Just a theory

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not gonna say anything mean, just disappointed that you post politics here.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 38

Joke card (also debatable if easy): Throw/yeet a chair

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My local Starbucks manager loses her cool if I come in to order a coffee 30 minutes before close

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Its creepy IF you show up in person

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Idk what that's even supposed to be. Is it a minion/beholder hybrid? Dislike

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My butt

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Go see your doctor, see if you can turn it into medical reasons

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Keep in mind stir it or it will foam over. Medoum-low heat for 5-10mins

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heat up the egg nog, then put some rum in

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technical name for it in first aid is "recovery position"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seeing that top picture gave me a idea. Cut out the middle and make it a grilled cheese

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Start a rebellion against something

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps contact the email it gave you? Much more effective than posting here

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Piqued

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Thats two

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking Dad

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Maybe shes a girl who loves pizza and will do anything for it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rauór

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It concerns me you tagged this food porn

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You should take him to the hospital, there is complications that could arise from CPR. Also get him checked for sleep apnea

6 years ago | Likes 2010 Dislikes 3

Ok that made me laugh. Respect

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Literally on FP right now. Have you no shame?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Perhaps it was meant to be shipped to a different country/state?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever hear of Craigslist?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You seem to misunderstand. EVERYONE is posting this, it's become spam, not enlightened

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Man fuck off with this. This Epstein shit is spam posted everywhere

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Unless the 12 days represent the 25th of every month, therefore Christmas every month

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tinder profile pic: pic of a buttplug up your ass, thats where this post belongs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet his name was Jack

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0