One month later...
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My '45 seconds of starving thought' invention...
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GOOD
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10 years ago Joe Biden had a dream...
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Reading an economist article about possible proposed climate solutions, not the same obviously but still raised some... concerns. Lol
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Merry Christmas from King and I!
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When someone says "do your own research", but their research is facebook
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Mrw someone says you can't take a lunch break at 10:15
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Words of wisdom from mountain goats.
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Mrw I'm 30 and haven't done any of the "Big Important Grownup Things"
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MRW my friends say they're driving to Vegas from Michigan.
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Kanye Twitty. That is all.
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About to turn 30, time to celebrate right?
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You can't just go around posting how you feel on the internet!
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Mrw people get offended about memes on the internet.
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In these hard times, I try to remember these words of wisdom.
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Mrw anyone tells me I can't do something.
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Mrw someone correctly uses the word yore.
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Mrw the a/c decides to stop working.
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I'm breathing in -- the chemicals...
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Just quit smoking cold turkey...
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Mrw I wear my fanciest pants to meet Bruce Campbell
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Mrw I wake up to Georgia just barely flipping, but now we have to hold it like Nevada.
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Mrw I look at the news at all anymore.
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Katy Towell anyone?
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Mrw people ask what I'm doing for halloween
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Mrw she asks what my fetish is
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Mrw my cat washes his paws in his water bowl after pooping.
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188.2 to 166.2, time to start lifting again :)
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In Soviet Russia...
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Mrw I've cracked open no cold ones and found no yards full of milkshakes.
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Rewatching Doctor Who from the beginning and this hit me heavy.
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Mrw I broke my glasses two weeks ago and the new prescription finally comes in.
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My Cats For Imgur 10th
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Mrw it's time to rebuild society from scratch.
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Mrw I realize getting ripped means losing the fast food habit.
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The Boy Who Lived
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Too late for a terrible Christmas selfie?
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Mrw my coworkers ask why I'm microwaving spaghetti and meatballs at 9 in the morning
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Mrw this week was 200 years long but it's finally the weekend.
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@ Bryan Cranston, Samuel L. Jackson, Lena Dunham, Neve Campbell, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Barbara Streisand, Ne-Yo, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Keegan-Micheal Key, George Lopez, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Al Sharpton
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Mrw people ask what I'm doing for halloween.
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Mrw they're bringing back one of my favorite movies with all original cast and directing
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Mrw I'm asked to speak at a convention of left-side amputees
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Is it too late for a shitpost?
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Hnnnnngggg...
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I know being loudly and angrily "brutally honest" is in right now...
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Mrw I find out she's not into guys that are circumcised.
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Mrw she asks what I want to do for my birthday.
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How it feels trying to apply taoist philosophy to the unfortunate state the world's in now...
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It is not good for man to be alone.
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Mrw I accept we'll never have the kind of conversations we used to.
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Some of the nicest people I've ever known.
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Well he's never going to beat the karate kid that way...
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I was told one day I would need this
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Mrw a dating site asks for a detailed list of what makes me date-able.
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I just want to go back to when this screen meant you had succeeded in life. :(
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