Get my profile to the front page and I'll guilt you into a loveless marriage. You'll take up hunting as a hobby and spend most of your time out of the house drinking with your buddies. You'll come home late one night, drunk as usual. But tonight was supposed to be different. It was our anniversary. I find your hunting rifle and in a fit of rage, I do the unthinkable. I tell the police there was an intruder, but they don't believe me. I spend the rest of my life in prison, feeding the birds outside my window. I miss you and think about you every single day. I'm sorry, I wish I could take it back.
i eat my candy with the pork and beans
Twonks
John Candy.
Yeah, my 1 oz spongebob 25th anniversary limited edition silver coin is the real treasure.
Dude's not part of the collection, but I like where your head's at. Here's a hint: it's in the same picture as the marksmanship badge.
Nothing gets past this guy.
Row row
Seconded
This conversation gave me cancer.
Swing and a miss
Do you always react this way when someone else learns something? Or did you just want to act like you're smart for a second?
If someone's dick looks anything like that they need to go to a hospital immediately.
Those good dogs are bad to the bone.
We see those little hand movements. Can't hide your Jedi powers from us, old man.
I understood your reference immediately, and I 100% agree.
I'll let him know when I see him in an hour. I can't wait to see how he's reacting to all this attention you guys are giving him!
I told him that too! I think he's planning on doing that for the next one.
Right? His setup stinks. He says it will be fixed once he buys a new setup
I agree!
Anything would be appreciated!
Just call them traps, why do you have to bring boobies into this?
Inside you there are two huskies. They're both happy and playing in the snow.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/makeover-marbled-orange-fudge/ just remember to constantly stir the sugar/milk until it starts to boil.
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
He's just saying what we're all thinking.
I doubt she's telling the truth. MAGAs don't care for facts.
This shit sucks