DickVanDuke

5550 pts ยท July 11, 2017


Get my profile to the front page and I'll guilt you into a loveless marriage. You'll take up hunting as a hobby and spend most of your time out of the house drinking with your buddies. You'll come home late one night, drunk as usual. But tonight was supposed to be different. It was our anniversary. I find your hunting rifle and in a fit of rage, I do the unthinkable. I tell the police there was an intruder, but they don't believe me. I spend the rest of my life in prison, feeding the birds outside my window. I miss you and think about you every single day. I'm sorry, I wish I could take it back.

i eat my candy with the pork and beans

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twonks

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

John Candy.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my 1 oz spongebob 25th anniversary limited edition silver coin is the real treasure.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude's not part of the collection, but I like where your head's at. Here's a hint: it's in the same picture as the marksmanship badge.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing gets past this guy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Row row

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seconded

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This conversation gave me cancer.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swing and a miss

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Do you always react this way when someone else learns something? Or did you just want to act like you're smart for a second?

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 20

If someone's dick looks anything like that they need to go to a hospital immediately.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Those good dogs are bad to the bone.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We see those little hand movements. Can't hide your Jedi powers from us, old man.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I understood your reference immediately, and I 100% agree.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll let him know when I see him in an hour. I can't wait to see how he's reacting to all this attention you guys are giving him!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told him that too! I think he's planning on doing that for the next one.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right? His setup stinks. He says it will be fixed once he buys a new setup

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I agree!

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Anything would be appreciated!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just call them traps, why do you have to bring boobies into this?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Inside you there are two huskies. They're both happy and playing in the snow.

4 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/makeover-marbled-orange-fudge/ just remember to constantly stir the sugar/milk until it starts to boil.

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's just saying what we're all thinking.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I doubt she's telling the truth. MAGAs don't care for facts.

5 years ago | Likes 554 Dislikes 11

This shit sucks

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0