DickVanDuke

5550 pts · July 11, 2017

Get my profile to the front page and I'll guilt you into a loveless marriage. You'll take up hunting as a hobby and spend most of your time out of the house drinking with your buddies. You'll come home late one night, drunk as usual. But tonight was supposed to be different. It was our anniversary. I find your hunting rifle and in a fit of rage, I do the unthinkable. I tell the police there was an intruder, but they don't believe me. I spend the rest of my life in prison, feeding the birds outside my window. I miss you and think about you every single day. I'm sorry, I wish I could take it back.