DeepThoughtsByJackHandey

5761 pts ยท October 19, 2015


When a kid asks why it rains I think a cute thing to say is "It's because God is crying." Then if he asks why God is crying, I'd say "Probably because of something you did."

mrw someone tries to take my cocaine stash

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Good teamwork, guys.

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