It was love on first sight.
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So I wanted to check out this movie on Netflix.
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MRW another student tells me i'm his idol because i'm a know-everything nerd
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844
The fireworks are gone, but the beeping stays.
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I'm 25. I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies. My brother got us tickets for ep 7 in theater. Got some catching up to do
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And then they say "you have it easy, you have so much money"
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Not eating, drinking, gaming excessively? Check. Not studying, working, cleaning? Check.
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Of course, we had to have appointments at the same day...
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I must be stupid because i needed years
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"My internet is slow, i need a faster computer" was funny back then.
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They are so picky about their partners.
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You either die an innocent beginner, or become the nerd
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MRW my roomate finally got a job and isn't at home 24/7 anymore...
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