DavidNightingale

21883 pts ยท May 10, 2013


My personality: take a fresh sheet of clean A3 paper, my description is on the back.

Thank you!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You've got the power to know, your indestructible!"

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like rhubarb than peaches does."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would have helped if Jesus left a few instructions on how to cure blindness - a diagram, a description?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After take off you say? After?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way I see it is, an idiot with a camera stepped onto the track and was about to get hit by a cyclists when Nana bravely risked her own life and mobility scooter by blocking them.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Well done.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel the same way about being called a non-smoker.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Teach correct principles and let the people govern themselves. "

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, when?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

2 months ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Always upvote The Vicar of Dibley.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The bars tell the bike how to bend, the bend tells the bike how to lean, the lean tells the bike how to turn.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to be good to be that bad.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this happened more often, that wouldn't happen so often.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is "fast foward" a premium option?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...and charged the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's amazing! Where abouts is the Warsaw national stadium?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing! All that happens inside a bag of rice!

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Show the donations from Elon and Jeff, I'll match $1 for every trillion.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people have no idea how many people actually know how peanuts grow.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But in town it was well known when they went home at night their fattened psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives!

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"He gave them a smile, pulled out a bottle of wine.
He said "I never existed, you've been wasting your time""

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this happened more often, it wouldn't happen so often.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains how he bankrupted a casino.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3/5th

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Follow the yellow brick road.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Binary load-lifters are similar in many respects.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If that happened more often, it wouldn't happen so often.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A three hour tour.... a three hour tour."

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0