808 pts ยท August 9, 2013
I walk my dog 5 or 6 times a day and each walk is at minimum 10 minutes long. Between his walks he gets the option to go out back and lay in the grass and sun bathe. The longest gap he is home alone during the week is 5 hours. I couldn't imagine only walking him twice a day. He would tear my house apart.
I did this as well with my dog. I was trying to teach him how to speak and he would whisper instead so I changed the word and reenforced the behavior. It's a crowd favorite. People love seeing a dog whisper instead of bark.
I like to think I trip people out using my turn signal on my BMW. I just imagine they say "wow guess he paid for the option" as I sit at a light waiting to turn left.
I hope you gave Evie some pizza bones.
All the ones I have met have also been beyond stupid. Which is funny to me because they are the "firefighter dog." I wouldn't let one near a birthday candle nevermind a house fire.
So funny thing about that Candy Store at the end. I lived by it and when I was 9 I thought it was a real candy store and begged my parents to take me. I still haven't lived it down.
Also like 75% of these memes are written for the bulk majority of platform (imgur/reddit) users who were born in that sweet 80s to 90s range. You want boomer shit go to facebook.
Pizza wasn't introduced to US schools until the 1960s. The USDA has used largely the same recipe since likely the start but from what I can find the OG required real dough not this pourable one.
I got a 1 eyed boy as well!
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the 4th quarter of Super Bowl 51!
That looks like A car not several CARS.
He doesn't eat tomatoes either so it can't be his.
I had a friend in high school who did this on the weekend with her father who was a doctor. He called it her spending money...
Only old pennies before like 1981 or something like that.
Tackles so good the Cowboys offered it a 2 year 4.5 million dollar contract.
I have a box in my kitchen right now. Walmart here in Colorado still sells it. I don't think it was discontinued.
Daria
I would like it more if their version of reality matched my version
I miss this show so much. MTV got so distracted with reality TV that they stopped making good programming.
I have done it in my 2006 Jetta GLI. All about finding the perfect RPM so that the whole system is in line together
I killed mama Murphy and now the Longs hate me....
I have her wearing full raider gear. Seemed fitting with her hate for them and the fact they killed her son.
Dogmeat always finds the medical kits I miss. Guess I am lucky or really terrible at this game.
I was being sarcastic which doesn't work in text very well. My bad lol
Sweet now I'm racist for not being able to tell that!!! Maybe they both have shows like that? I don't know anymore. I give up!
Not really. Then it would be an audition for the show where he has to sing while getting a handjob.
I don't feel like they are avoiding it. I feel like they expect the audience to know who they are talking about. That's just me though.
I actually like the way they reference the Avengers. Jessica Jones should be separate from the Avengers. Can't wait for The Defenders!!
You know the female from Sick Puppies kicked out the lead singer and founder of the band. She can go fuck herself for all I care.
If you are on X1 I can help you out. Message me and I will give you my GT
I walk my dog 5 or 6 times a day and each walk is at minimum 10 minutes long. Between his walks he gets the option to go out back and lay in the grass and sun bathe. The longest gap he is home alone during the week is 5 hours. I couldn't imagine only walking him twice a day. He would tear my house apart.
I did this as well with my dog. I was trying to teach him how to speak and he would whisper instead so I changed the word and reenforced the behavior. It's a crowd favorite. People love seeing a dog whisper instead of bark.
I like to think I trip people out using my turn signal on my BMW. I just imagine they say "wow guess he paid for the option" as I sit at a light waiting to turn left.
I hope you gave Evie some pizza bones.
All the ones I have met have also been beyond stupid. Which is funny to me because they are the "firefighter dog." I wouldn't let one near a birthday candle nevermind a house fire.
So funny thing about that Candy Store at the end. I lived by it and when I was 9 I thought it was a real candy store and begged my parents to take me. I still haven't lived it down.
Also like 75% of these memes are written for the bulk majority of platform (imgur/reddit) users who were born in that sweet 80s to 90s range. You want boomer shit go to facebook.
Pizza wasn't introduced to US schools until the 1960s. The USDA has used largely the same recipe since likely the start but from what I can find the OG required real dough not this pourable one.
I got a 1 eyed boy as well!
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the 4th quarter of Super Bowl 51!
That looks like A car not several CARS.
He doesn't eat tomatoes either so it can't be his.
I had a friend in high school who did this on the weekend with her father who was a doctor. He called it her spending money...
Only old pennies before like 1981 or something like that.
Tackles so good the Cowboys offered it a 2 year 4.5 million dollar contract.
I have a box in my kitchen right now. Walmart here in Colorado still sells it. I don't think it was discontinued.
Daria
I would like it more if their version of reality matched my version
I miss this show so much. MTV got so distracted with reality TV that they stopped making good programming.
I have done it in my 2006 Jetta GLI. All about finding the perfect RPM so that the whole system is in line together
I killed mama Murphy and now the Longs hate me....
I have her wearing full raider gear. Seemed fitting with her hate for them and the fact they killed her son.
Dogmeat always finds the medical kits I miss. Guess I am lucky or really terrible at this game.
I was being sarcastic which doesn't work in text very well. My bad lol
Sweet now I'm racist for not being able to tell that!!! Maybe they both have shows like that? I don't know anymore. I give up!
Not really. Then it would be an audition for the show where he has to sing while getting a handjob.
I don't feel like they are avoiding it. I feel like they expect the audience to know who they are talking about. That's just me though.
I actually like the way they reference the Avengers. Jessica Jones should be separate from the Avengers. Can't wait for The Defenders!!
You know the female from Sick Puppies kicked out the lead singer and founder of the band. She can go fuck herself for all I care.
If you are on X1 I can help you out. Message me and I will give you my GT