Careful not to get diabetes from this sweetie!
If you talk with police, you do so at your own peril! Know your rights, invoke those rights, Stand on those rights!
Now's my chance, where's my phone!
3am epiphany
Her spider senses were tingling!
Finally, he released the book!
happy skittish pet night!
This is America?
This scene takes on a whole new meaning today!
It's not you, It's me!
One of these clowns invited him.
Take notes on how you play S#!T off!
It's funny because its so true :)
Sweet release!
His name is Mocha, Mocha Chocolata!
First world problems.
U bored? Reenact court proceedings with puppets
Roo scratches.
His scream says it all.
Dear autocorrect
I would SO watch this!
Who invited him?
Well.. that escalated quickly!
Look, its a... Tyranno-chorus.
Happy ThanksKILLING.
My old nemesis.
My receipt just gaslighted me!
He said it was all good!
Cool costu.... WTF?!?
Yeah, that's kinda accurate. Adorable kids tho!
Snakes with hands
Trash talking in the 1700s
Just saying... kinda the pot calling the kettle black.
FAFO
SO SHUT THE HELL UP!
I think he is in ecstasy!
Close call.
Uh oh!
Living in America
Relax! Before they fire another warning shot!
Propaganda vs reality.
Rage quit.
New attack?
New pet owner?
Lead in baby food.
a cops breakfast
Dogs mouths are cleaner than a humans.
Checking the ole coin purse.
Okay Feds, Tell me (without actually Telling me) that you ended DEI.
His head makes a very unique sound.
Got em.
Never zero.
It's NEVER ENOUGH!
How sons play fighting with dads would usually go!
Watch out 4 scammers.
Jealous kitty.