Yeah, alright, sure. Slashing it even though it's obviously at normal pressure. Which makes sense, since he's holding a butter knife which ain't slashing shit.
Loosen til it hisses, tighten back up until it juuuust isn't hissing. But that's a "I want you to suffer constant annoyance" move and not a "I want your vehicle to be immobilised for a short period" move
ElbowDeepInYou
Yeah, alright, sure. Slashing it even though it's obviously at normal pressure. Which makes sense, since he's holding a butter knife which ain't slashing shit.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
On the next episode of Judge Judy
sevro77
funone77
Side cutter to the inflation tube. A blade can get stuck and leave behind incriminating evidence.
MungChomper69420
Why incriminate yourself for make belive inter web points?
ElbowDeepInYou
Cuz it ain't real, that's a butter knife.
Davedavedavedavedave
Cut only 3, insurance only pays out for all 4
Davedavedavedavedave
If yours are cut, slash the 4th one. Insurance will pay
HonHomes
Don't slash, deflate. Lesser crime of "vandalism" instead of "destruction of property"
Zetor
HonHomes
Ah yes, Schrader valve removal tools. Very useful things to have on hand
hushpuppyextraordinaire
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stercusmoriturussum
And of course don't remove it - just loosen it a bit.
Zetor
Unless it's a ICE
HonHomes
Loosen til it hisses, tighten back up until it juuuust isn't hissing. But that's a "I want you to suffer constant annoyance" move and not a "I want your vehicle to be immobilised for a short period" move