CommunCreator

43376 pts · July 29, 2017


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Agnosticism is absence of belief. Atheism is belief in absence.

Agnosticism: “I don’t know if God exists or not.”
Atheism: “I do know God doesn’t exist.”

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Tigers, jaguars, and other jungle cats are quite content in the water.

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John Hinkley’s stated reason for shooting at Ronald Reagan was that he wanted to impress Jodie Foster.

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Betas are blocked by paper. Alphas are blocked by dead skin, and paper. Gammas are blocked by lead.

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When astronomers look at galaxies 14 billion light years away, they are looking at stars from 14 billion years ago. These stars have almost no heavy elements (heavier than helium) in their spectra and are referred to as Population III.

[pop I - the sun and pretty much everything in the Local Group
Pop II - the stars that died to make the Pop I stars
Pop III - the stars that died to make pop II]

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#31 Tbf, several countries in South America hate Argentina for historical reasons. Chile, Brazil, Uruguay … pretty much every country that borders Argentina hates them.

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“She’s gettin’ stupid again. Better keep my eye on her in case she needs to be calibrated.”

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#29. Okay, I have to know what tune that is. It’s obviously Vince Guaraldi, and it’s not from Charlie Brown Christmas. That’s all I can figure out.

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Sh’doo b’dah

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Send him a grill. I mean, just because we’re contemplating cannibalism doesn’t mean we’re SAVAGES.

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Non-alcoholic wine. Most prisons have serious rules about sending alcohol to prisoners.

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Which would make it look even more like Barad-dûr

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I wonder how well he’d go with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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#6 this one gives me a peaceful, easy feeling

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Mmm… the Koran only said ‘no alcohol’. It definitely didn’t say ‘no hash’. I’m certain they have some coke stashed somewhere in the palace.

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I’d guess he’d seen too many meat crayons

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Not just the company. Sue the CEO personally, the board members, all the major shareholders. Sue them into the poorhouse. Set an example.

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* purposeful

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Pooty-poot will certainly interpret it that way.

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Someone hasn’t seen the bingo card yet

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We already had Injustice

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#40 uncle’s pretty awesome, but Sir Reginald Dwight would be incensed

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They did it on Mythbusters with a bowling ball.

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I gotta wonder, did he not talk to Erika? Or anyone else from Turning Point USA? I’m sure *they* would have kicked him some money. Oh, but they would have said ‘not in Times Square’. ‘Put it in our compound in Idaho’, or something like that.

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Apparently the Dong people never invented arches

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The movie has been out almost 50 years. If you haven’t seen it by now, can’t help you.

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#15 you’re only saying that because your dad is steward

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