CockShittington

45467 pts · September 10, 2011


Army vereran. I have the superpowers of someone bitten by a radioactive overweight white guy. If a screenshot of this gets to the front page, I'll upload a dump of me eating my own whole ass.

He’s too busy preparing his PowerPoint for tomorrow’s pentagon briefing.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Jack Flack always comes back!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved this dump so much. Thank you for making my night not only better but amazing.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Keep that streak alive, my friend. I’ll pop a Topo Chico in celebration of your accomplishment.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seconded

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to see a working man on here. Way to go SFC!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can give you a dose

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don’t even get me started on lumpy floops.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, don’t think for a second that he doesn’t consider himself one of the victims. When they say they’ll redact victims’ names…

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t use Imgur at all. No web browsing. No opening the app. Nothing.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

You ever shit at church?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 Did they just use a Rick Roll-based Loss to make me lose The Game? Holy shit! +infinity upvotes

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend, who’s a complete garbage monster idiot, got #5 but I didn’t.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are Can’t Stop and Black Box part of the game play?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flip the rest of the fucking owl.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who are confused, this is a drawing of yummy burgers and fries.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conceited Uranium. It’s just so smug.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just lost

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for including an 11th this time since that was spilled over into two. Hero.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FICO also charges a crazy predatory premium to all parties, making the cost of credit more than it really should be. FICO’s effective monopoly is garbage.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love your friends. Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean *I* get it, but my stupid idiot conjoined brother says he doesn’t.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was, is, and will forever be, a highwayman.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Family name

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#35 Foot

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cliff Yablonski hates you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey you’ve got a solid community of supporters here. Reach out whenever you need, friend.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Finally.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0