CockShittington

45467 pts ยท September 10, 2011


Army vereran. I have the superpowers of someone bitten by a radioactive overweight white guy. If a screenshot of this gets to the front page, I'll upload a dump of me eating my own whole ass.

Happy Easter (if that's your deal). This is Maple getting excited to see dogs on TV.

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My little boy's Mr. Krabs Costume Build

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Maple and Huckleberry: Advanced Thermodynamics Class (day 1)

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My 14th fave. Love you guys.

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just sayin'

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You really upvote EVERYTHING?

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Happy Easter

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Huckleberry and Colt: Swim Lessons (day 1)

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Feeling Festive. Might delete later.

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Look at Maple. LOOK AT HER!

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Worthy Wallpaper

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A little perspective on Houston at the moment (seen on FB my apologies if a repost)

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I made a thing

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This is why I quit band

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Obligatory Christmas Selfie 2019

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Went to the pound to get a dog. Brought home 2. Meet Chowder & Venture

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A friend of mine is @nihilist_arbys on Twitter. Thought his work would fit nicely here.

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Best caption wins an extra imaginary internet point from me!

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Wallpaper Dump

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Just Major Bludd with a Drywall Anchor. Nothing to see here.

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For my cake day, here are the tapes I pulled from my mom's car.

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Is it still the 29th?

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'Round the corner

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Huckleberry and Colt: Swim Lessons, Day 1

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mhmm

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Some of you didn't believe my pic of me and Liam Neeson from earlier. Here's another angle.

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The Hero imgur Needs

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MRW when my 6yo boy asks to see "the thing with funny pictures on my phone"

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imgur for pets? How about some love for Venture, my pound rescue bestie?

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Ignore. This is just for a reply. Kthxbai

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HaPpY tWeNtY nInTh

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Please never forget that this exists

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Happy Easter

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DON'T READ IT IN HER VOICE!

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I'll just leave this right here

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Today is my cakeday so here is a small boy peeing into cup inside a chain restaurant.

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So you're gonna upvote EVERYTHING today?

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Today's my cakeday so please accept this image of my favorite album cover

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Take a few minutes to give some holiday cheer?

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Ok so it's not a selfie, but it IS a 19yo Bill Belichik. Mare Chrimmis!

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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. We can finally take care of your Parvo and Rickets.

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Awareness Matters. Save a life.

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title

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This is my favorite

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Hope this helps someone today

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Hey, if you guys were wondering who went on a walk around the neighborhood and found someone giving away a box set of NSync marionettes in his driveway because his "wife don't need em no more" it was me.

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Shhhhh. This little guy fell asleep on me.

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Let me know if you want me to send you one of these.

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Check out this ferocious killer

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Someone gets to meet a new friend in the morning

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