CaptainMilk

6148 pts ยท October 1, 2018


get this to the front page and I'll mail you some garbage

I had to tell an old lady to fuck off because she kept creeping up next to me without a mask. I don't feel bad - do what you have to do

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If u want I can mail you sum asbestos or sometn at random one day maybe having harm done onto you will prevent self harm? I'm trying to help

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta while they're young, once they learn to walk and talk they're tougher and much harder to catch.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Is this the woman whose insurance refused to cover the procedures claiming the removal was done for cosmetic reasons? I remember that part

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*your driveway will be extra fabulous until the end of time

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I would reduce down the bathwater, maybe add a splash of chianti

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, whats going on?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-based as opposed to water based, making it a bit more flexible when dry, which it does look like here

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily wrong, both acrylic and latex paints are produced from acrylic compounds,, the main difference with acrylics being chemical

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I like the uncropped version of this gif a lot better for some reason

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it, really puts the focus on the wall

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turns out gas is super flammable

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

It's my dad's favorite movie of all time

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was gonna say "this c/w gives people w autism the chance to run thru the machine and pretend they're cars" Ys I'm going to hell

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wow, didn't expect to get stick bugged twice in a row. Nice work.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bro

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only guy who can rock a suit 3x sizes too small

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I don't give a shit about your kids

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's right. English language is a cruel bitch.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There're*

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I just wanna point out that if nose holes were any bigger dudes definitely be sticking their dicks in there

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Don't let her touch your peener

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I farted into a recorder

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Gee there's a sure lot of evil ex girlfrinds hurting all these sad bois hey maybe they're not the problem, grow up your ex isn't a sad carto

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

They were OK, but now I'm allergic to wind and I have webbed feet

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My parents in Miami partied though hurricane Andrew while 8 months pregnant with me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I poop myself immediately

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I do this but I'm a woman trying to not look like a man. My experience with wax is never particularly painful though

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1