CaptainHyperbole

117879 pts · July 21, 2015


I am...

Is the origins of this meme?

2 days ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Alcohol was involved in every single one of these

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I am so happy that I never had to watch that horrible video. I still regret even knowing what the ending is referencing.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That water doesn’t look clean enough nor deep enough, and that pool is not big enough, someone’s going to over shoot the landing and get really hurt

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know most of it, but I can never remember how to write’z’ in cursive, also capital ‘Q’. My school only taught us up to ‘k’. I know that every elementary school classroom had the cursive alphabet posted along the wall above the chalkboard, I just never looked at it like ever.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine the ranges of falsettos you would have heard in the original Shakespeare plays. I’m sure some of them were terrible, not feminine at all. If it was me playing a girl or woman I would have had so much fun with it. I wonder if they expected the performances to be convincing at all.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people would be happy with 2nd.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well… now you have…

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Every system we thought we could rely on has failed us, so many people have failed us, especially merrick garland!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#9 what the actual fuck

1 week ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I come to this site to get away from these horrible TikToker voices.
Jesus fucking Christ I hate the so fucking much

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

The hypocrisy just makes it so much worse

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m soooo jealous, tax season is horrible for me, I have legit panic attacks every year, it’s just way more stressful than it needs to be here in the U.S.. I would live it for the govt to fill out all the paperwork for me and then send it to me to check.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I’m 2 months late for this and thus I’m just screaming into the void, BUT I’m going to say this anyway.
I mean, is she honestly surprised she got fired? Like everyone in that administration gets fired at some point. I doubt there were any appointees left in their original position at the end of the child-rapists first term that was there from day one. People get fired incredibly fast, like that one guy that didn’t even make it 2 days. I forget who and what position, it was just super shor

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve definitely seen a YouTube thing about how someone nearly killed themselves doing exactly this, they were n the ICU and everything. It’s this sort of bullshit that can kill your kidneys and or liver.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is that the guy from Lost?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m also very confused by this guy

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 it took me a moment but I got it. And I’ve never even seen that show, it’s just that big of a social phenomenon.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re one of my favorite imgurians!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like that he didn’t move at all in 9 months

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The GT3 RS is by far the most fun car I’ve ever driven, definitely my dream car.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#25 I was sure this was going to be an endless loop with no payoff

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 is this even playable?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit, I had roommates boyfriends never leave because we had WiFi fast enough for gaming. I wanted that asshat to leave so badly, he cooked only for him and never washed dishes afterwards. It’s not like we were being subtle about how annoyed we were at him. Also, another guy that somehow moved into the entryway, he just started sleeping on the couch and never left, couch guy took a shit in my waste bin! Dude, that was a tough year!

3 months ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0