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Nov 25, 2014 3:14 PM
CaptainButtbeard
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joboo
Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
SexySquatch
Who the fuck doesnt like cuddling in the morning?
HellFire292
:(
northenlightsareshootingoutofmyass
Too much blood in the caffeine-stream is a dangerous diagnosis
Kappa043
This was clearly made by someone who was single, and is likely to remain so. Morning sex is the best sex ever, and much better than coffee.
gingerbaconkitty
I am not a fan of morning sex at all. I'd rather do it all night long and sleep in in the morning haha.
Sundaydriver101
Why is he brushing his teeth before he eats breakfast? He's just going to have bad breath all morning.
KALADlN
The exact opposite of this
sylvanasismyqueen
I want to be the guy in this picture for someone.
eldoosho
Coffee is overrated. You're not cool for being addicted to coffee. Or can't function until you've had your cup.
liquidcats
Exactly! I had an addiction to caffeine for the longest time and I am so glad that I finally kicked the habit. Those 3 weeks were painful.
BlackBeardsBush
As somebody who's pretty new to full time shifts... THIS
gerby123
There's no such thing as an 8 hour day, they're always 10+
siler7
That dickbag doesn't deserve coffee.
sirelurksalot
As someone on the rebound from a relationship that just sputtered out, fuck this.
JunWasHere
She only wants him for his coffee beans. ;)
OlderWiser
Asshole meter.
Elnots
yeah sure, take her for granted asshole!
GhostRobot
LegendaryAxew
joboo
PETTdavids
The hummingbird gets me everytime. I love this bit so much
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PETTdavids
Probably not. Also, I think it might be wise to state your opinion rather than to state as a fact someone is a dumbo
mirria
@the ending couldn't he just have extinguished the fire to start with?
Frederf
You're making no sense at all. You should have a cup.
Chiefstuff
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e5/1d/c7/e51dc716c70b0daf8404e49a538539bf.jpg
Aseamonsteratemyicecream
What guy turns down a purple woman?
Loominati
Purple?
wreckstorm
A blue guy?
aristotlewasborninmacedonia
'i love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee'
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
See, I hate coffee. I'd prefer hugs.
ISeeStoopedPeople
wandergeist
Thank you. I am going to steal this.
LupusYonderboy
Damn, that's good. Stealing that.
Meckmester
Me and coffee got a mutual hatred for each other
T3chn01d
Didn't expect that.
ilikecoffeewaytoomuchformyowngood
I'm super relevant!
BitchButcher
*too much
therealcoolhand
nice
cheesypeanuts
What kind of psychopath brushes his teeth before breakfast
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Someone please tell me why the fuck he's brushing his teeth before coffee
CoffeePoweredPHD
Honestly, I'd prefer someone to hug
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
as an ex coffee, i shake my head smilingly to this.
gingerbaconkitty
What do you turn into after you're done being a coffee?
ThatSentaiAsshole
Meanwhile I'm just here all
Tawns
theperperperp
Me too. Except the other way around.
dhelsan
That's what I was expecting in the post.
getotterhere
Thanks for the reminder :/
DiceyBusiness
What do you need an ulcer? Oi vey.
Rylanodory
;_:
PresidentOfTheUnitedSteaks
._.
HappyEngineer
Damn
AECHIMCEALTADOON
memetic
My brain decided you made it backwards so I read from the bottom up for NO GOOD REASON. My brain is an asshole.
Upscaledmonkey
Wanna switch?
sendtherain23
Amen to that.
Redrias
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/Kristen-Bell-Laughing-to-Crying.gif
Takh
I feel it...everyday ....
Yesnomaybeyes
I feel this.
SomeoneAnonymous
http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/732/horton_feels_a_feel_1080p_1831740451.jpg
WillJeSuis
Hahahaha...ha..ha..haa...
mengman
Jupp
AECHIMCEALTADOON
Eternalundeath
FEEL. FEEL. FEEL. FEEL.
ORGANICGUY
I love this post!
AceOfShovels
Pretty much. I was sad when I saw him push her away
MnemonicMonkeys
I was pissed. Here's this asshole who has a significant other and he treats her like shit, while I'm sitting here alone on Imgur
Tronva
Well, you have Imgur. Don't take it for granted.
Arracor
Imgur can't suck my dick though.
UncleTompa
Cup still full after you drank it? ...
AECHIMCEALTADOON
NickelbackDidNothingWrong
Did you edit that just now? If so, definite +1.
martianstar
I just realized your username. +1 to you, sir.
NickelbackDidNothingWrong
Well, that's a first.
maybeaforestheartambassador
i've heard @thatsentaiasshole is really fast in pretty much everything
anaminal
Your mum is such a gossip
timespacemotion
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Nice
GerrardHibbard
amazing
reactiongifforeverything
chuckled at Dr. No Gf
NotSoSmartAlek
hear, hear
Bent0916
Appropriate name.
NotSoSmartAlek
don't I know it. -_-
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
Sup Jesus?
R43NDROP
I like you :0
asteconn
This makes me sad because it is true =[
Merrysteam4
Yup
aretherenousernamesleft
Coffee is love. Coffee is life.
mrlemonofbanana
Coffee is healthy, too! Metastudy: http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=9205090&fileId=S0007114513003814
youknownothig
Imgur is love. Imgur is life.
hiperson134
Someone is about to get shrekt.
Gatejejf
Yeah, this goddamn Farquaad has it cumming to him.
TaurusB
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/breakup.png
ThisIsntYou
Not enough greentexts about that.
ryrack97
I spread my ass cheeks for coffee.
krunchi
http://youtu.be/pjmiap-uXug
capnkitkat
All hail coffee!
FedEXguy
I like my women like I like my coffee. Too hot to touch my lips.
ScottyPilgrim
Maybe cold and bitter?
HowardLeeSmith
Coffee is drek
helpusdrzaius
White people do love coffee
DarthWTF
Y'all motherfuckers need black tea.
Unicyclic
Am I love? Am I coffee?
vaxine19
This one racist I work with only loves black coffee.
DeezNuttyNuts
Shrek is love Shrek is life. Look that one up
RipplingPhantom
oh god, that video 77
aretherenousernamesleft
Yes, that was the joke.
GoingFullPotato
and it makes me poop #coffee
NecrolordXeno
As a coffee drinker, http://imgur.com/uYf5Ivx, you are not wrong.
ForgotAboutIt
Chelsea FC mug?
NecrolordXeno
That picture is four years old. I have that same stein on my desk next to me, emptied of coffee from that same maker, with that same straw.
NecrolordXeno
Löwenbräu München, from Oktoberfest. I cannot pin down which year. It was given to me by ... someone I can't even remember.
InfinitusEquitas
So then what are espresso shots?
SmellyLawnGnome
Blasphemy
lydiarows
Espresso is coffee.
dublet
SnakeATWAR
The lovechild of crack cocaine and coffee.
Everythingisracist
Visions, dreams of passion!
FedEXguy
Little mind dildos
xRocketman52x
Ask yourself... do you really want to know?
InfinitusEquitas
I always want to know... for better or worse.
xRocketman52x
If coffee is life, and espresso is essentially concentrated coffee. Espresso is the equivalent of concentrated life.
xRocketman52x
It's... it's a jizz joke, guys.... (Man, what am I doing with my life)
PunAndRun
Lust?
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
the best is espresso shots in coffee
chefporkbaby
looks like you're too hardcore for these people
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
red eyes are the only way I function. Im pretty sure I have a caffeine addiction and by that I mean im a human
SnakeATWAR
But not too hardcore for me! +1 to the both of yas.
BropaneAndBropaneAccessories
Road head
BlightPanda
I would beg to differ good sir, as you can clearly see by my name. Cheese is life!
FedEXguy
Coffee is life. Cheese is Nirvana.
SKELETONMAAAN
I wish I could drink coffee but it tastes fucking awful... And energy drinks are so expensive :/
TrijezniMujo
Wouldn't recommend it. You get addicted and I get sleepy from it.
baconsmellsreallygood
Just add more cream, not all coffee has to be black
SKELETONMAAAN
Cream doesn't remove the aftertaste that I dislike so much.
Rihfok
Start with white coffee with sugar, slowly decrease the sugar amount you put in over a few months until you have plain white coffee.
SKELETONMAAAN
I don't even like coffee with sugar, though. The aftertaste stays
Rihfok
It's an acquired taste, like alcohol, for example. You do have to force yourself to like it, but this can help a little bit
lcplspanky
theres dollar energy drinks that actually work better than a lot of the popular expensive ones.
SKELETONMAAAN
I'm from Europe though
lcplspanky
ya, that may be a problem
sleepysteve
Pour a pack of swiss miss in there w/ the creamer / sugar.
InboxMeYourBeards
Bruh, that's why there's so many different creamers available
SKELETONMAAAN
I still don't like the aftertaste. Can't stand the bitterness.
NotSoSmartAlek
salt it a little. a little in the grounds, or just a tad in the coffee if you have an auto maker or k-cup.
therealcoolhand
Get better taste buds
SKELETONMAAAN
Meh, I wish... I just hate everything bitter. I don't like beer, and I'm GERMAN. Can you imagine?
therealcoolhand
worst. german. ever. ;)
gingerbaconkitty
I love bitter things but the taste of coffee makes me want to hurl. Also caffeine makes me sleepy (I don't fucking know why).
LupusYonderboy
How old are you? Taste tends to change as you get older, from sweet to bitter. You may just want to wait a while and try stuff again.
SKELETONMAAAN
I'm 23
LupusYonderboy
Yeah, you might be past the change point (if you had said "14" I would have told you to wait but by 23 you should be mostly there).