Calicious

179079 pts ยท July 3, 2013


I'm very quickly running out of ideas for illustrated lunch puns. Please help

I heard someone say this, but isn't she a fox pundit and not a nurse?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Competition breeds innovations. No, not like that. Stop that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 this is very clearly not a real gun

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

People forget that war horses at least used to be trained to kill people with their teeth and hooves.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was literally raised to believe that democrats are agents of satan. To my family a "lost Christian" will always be better than a nice demon.

Brainwashing is wild.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want my child to be whatever he wants to be, but I also want him to learn business so he can find creative ways to monetize his dreams so he can enjoying them for as long as possible.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The duo that this leads to. Shit and a staggering amount of TP

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The screaming didn't give it away?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I like how you can see the centrifugal force on those cheeks.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Self imposed horror movie

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Command+F, replace all "Lampert" = "Trump", "SEARS" = "USA", Return.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

While I'm completely convinced this is real, I wish the Artemis missions happened before AI became so prevalent, because we all know a shocking amount of people will say this it's all AI.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#18 I'm white people, and whenever I hear this my response has so far always been

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I constantly tell my (young) son how sweet he is, but when he isn't being nice I say "why are you being so mischievous?"

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We raised and trained GPs as herd dogs. Once we were waiting for the bus at the end of our driveway & a big doofy Great Pyrenees puppy was happily jumping all over his mom. The neighbors lab came over & snapped at the pup. His mom calmly got up & walked over for a head scratch. Then she slowly walked to the lab, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, and threw him cartwheeling end over end into the ditch on the other side of the road. Then she laid back down so her pup could climb on her again

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Which means they aren't going to allow a democrat to win....

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Likely holsters for pistol and cuffs

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The US is about to play this game in the Middle East.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only a prank if the victim laughs too. If not it's just bullying.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Iceburgs* because of all the burgers

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My local McDonald's stopped doing free refills, and that has made me so incredibly angry that I haven't eaten there in over a year, and I very well may never eat at McDonald's again.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm genuinely surprised it isn't already a thing.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so interested in how they do the bullying of snape without making Harry's entire family look like racists.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

16 that video is ai

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy in grey did not shoot the gun in the street. That is misinformation. You can very clearly count every shot and see it from multiple angles. Black hat fired first with 5 rounds, and tan hat fired second with five rounds.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ai also literally changes the identity of everyone involved.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's literally just extortion. If you don't play by their rules they will punish you.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are runglats unfortunately. Caltrops are more likely to injure the protestors on foot

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0